Lost Girl Recap S1E1: It’s A Fae, Fae, Fae, Fae World

Cute girl tending bar, Sleazy salesman tries to slip her a mickey, but she doesn’t accept his drink and he goes to peddle his wares on the poor adorable unsuspecting pickpocket. She guzzles down his offering and tries to slip away before he realizes she took more than his drink, but he catches up to her in the elevator, right as the room begins to tilt for her. Before Mr. Sleazoid can take advantage of her, in comes the bartender to save the day, and she gives him a kiss of a lifetime, as she sucks out his life, the pickpocket catches it all on her camera phone, the bartender takes her for her own protection and leaves the sleaze a happy looking corpse.

The cops are soon on the case, and the lead detectives know more about the supernatural than the normal ones. They immediately see that it was a feed, but they don’t know what did it, and they’re some sort of supernatural too. One leans in for a creeper sniff of the corpse, catching traces of alcohol and the cute pickpocket, which leads them to the hotel bar. The Manager lead them to Bo, our bartender, kinda since he doesn’t have anything but her name.

Meanwhile Bo, is in full run mode, seems she’s done this a time or two before as she packs and pulls out a stash of IDs. The saddest part of this whole cut your ties and run is the burning of her sexy boots. And before she can leave, she accidently awakens the pickpocket, who remembers Bo eating the guy’s face in the elevator. Bo convinces her otherwise, until she sees the video on her phone. Kenzi introduces herself after she gets over her whole panic induced asthma, and takes a complete shine to Bo, for not being normal.

The detectives get the security footage from the garage, and try to piece together Bo’s motives.

Bo and Kenzi have a milkshake, and Kenzi tries to ask in her awkward way what Bo is, but Bo has no clue what she is, and when she flexes her hidden abilities on the unsuspecting waitress, Kenzi sees an opportunity and chases Bo down as she tries to leave.

The detectives go to a bar, and the barkeep is a little too interested in Bo. Seems the Creeper Smelling one and the barkeep are in cahoots, as they talk of their riddles of destiny. The call comes in, the boys have a lead on Bo, and off they go.

Meanwhile Kenzi prods Bo about her powers. Creeper Smelling  detective passes Bo, and they lock eyes for a moment. And although he did give the corpse a good sniff, he’s kinda hot. Kenzi angles to be Bo manager and partner, Bo turns her down for her own protection. Kenzi’s enthusiasm wears her down. And the detectives close in, Creeper tells the other one to take them, and the other one has crazy breath? knocking the girls down.

They bring Bo, before Mr. Deepthroat, and all he wants is her Clan, which she doesn’t have one, nor know what they’re talking about. When he gets a little too close, Bo head butts him, and Creeper closes in, yellowed eyed and fangs bared. See I told you he would be the sexy one, just what the hell is he. Please don’t be a cat man from Thriller. Before we can get answers in walks in Miss Queen Bee with plenty of attitude. Deepthroat sends Bo with Dr. Lauren while he talks with the Queen Bee.

Kenzi uses her connections to trace the plates of the car that took Bo.

Lauren looks for some indication of who Bo belongs to, and finds nothing. Bo learns a little about her captors, the Fae, and that she’s a Fae as well.

Deepthroat thinks that Bo has been hidden away her whole life, and Queen Bee wants her disposed of. Deepthroat prefers her to choose.

Lauren tells Bo she’s a succubus, and Bo wants it to be fixed, like its an unsightly mole. Lauren offers to help her control her powers, but she has to chose a side. Bo has other thoughts, seducing the doctor instead, but Creeper is there with some heavy duty jewelry. They’re off to Glass Factory for “the test.”

Kenzi gets an address, which sounds a lot like the glass factory, how convenient. Lots of people are arriving at the location and looks to be quite the gathering.

Queen Bee comes with all her suspicions, and spilling crazy all over, of course she’s in charge of the dark fae. Queen Bee tells Bo that by not choosing a side, she’s causing problems, since membership is mandatory. It’s not like there hasn’t been animosity between light and dark for millennia or anything. She tries to talk up joining a side, but her whole trying to play on Bo’s weaknesses comes off as bitchy more than anything. And hey, they have dental.

Kenzi makes it through the gates of the glass factory under a vehicle, and Bo tries to get the low down on her upcoming test, defeating two under-fae. When Creeper asks for a kiss, he’s not getting cheeky, just trying to help. And his kiss is electrify, powering Bo up, and better yet, she didn’t kill him, but then he’s back to his hot, gruff self.

Bo walks into the Thunderdome, and takes on super snake tongue, but she’s faster and smarter. Kenzi looks for a way in, hoping for the best.  Mongo has little brain, and Bo takes him down quickly, Red Queen style. But her next  foe is quickly upon her, taking the guise of an old man in the woods. Never have tea with old men in the woods, it never leads to good things. The pain eater offers to end her suffering, and she nearly lets him give her the face massage of death, but Kenzi’s calls to Bo. Kenzi brings Bo out of the old man fantasy, and kills the pain eater.

Bo claims Kenzi, and chooses humans over both sides of fae. That does not please the fae, and the shit is about to hit the fan. Queen Bee wants to kill her more than ever, the bar keep advises to learn why Bo was hidden, and to chose the next move wisely.

Creeper releases Bo and Kenzi back into the wild. He gives her the basic rules, and his business card. And Bo accepts Kenzi’s partnership, happily.