Dyson delivers Hale’s eulogy, to his large family and friends. Kenzi sits separate from Bo and Tamsin, she sits long after everyone else leaves. Bo sits next to her. Kenzi thinks that she’ll scream, Bo tells her whatever she needs, but Kenzi needed Hale alive, and Bo couldn’t give her that. Bo promises to be there for Kenzi. A knight comes out of trees, and Bo draws her dagger. The knight removes her helmet and pledges her fealty to Bo. Kenzi leaves in disgust, since Bo shanghaied the funeral.

The knight tells Bo that she arrived just in time, someone did not want her to deliver her message. Dyson comforts Kenzi on the other side of the Dal. Bo doesn’t know who the knight is, but she does know that she is not her Queen. Tamsin is impressed by her armor, having not seen some like it in ages. Bo dismisses the kinght, but the knight talks of mortal danger. With the death of the Unamense the Priapas will rise, and he seeks Bo. She has the prophecy in hand, and Tamsin reads it herself. The death of the Unamense empowers the Origin seeds. Kenzi leaves, and Bo rises to go after her. The knight tries to stop her, but she doesn’t care about the prophecy with her family broken. Kenzi tells Bo that they have to get him, that he has to die, and Bo promises that he will pay.

Massimo stirs up something in his mortar. Bo, Dyson and Kenzi have come to kill him. Massimo happily spills that they know nothing. Rayner is set to die in seven days, when the Wanderer rises, another curse befell him and he will expire unless the curse is broken. Kenzi looks for the twig of Zamora, breaking things along the way. He tells her that he did Hale a favor driving the dagger into him, saving him from the disappointment he would had forever bound by her weak human body. Dyson wolfs out on him to wanting more answers about Rayner. He whispers in his ear, giggling. Dyson tells them that they can’t kill Massimo yet, that revenge will have to wait, he has to bring him to Trick. Kenzi pleads to Bo, but Bo tells her that if he has information then they have to get it first. Kenzi feel utterly betrayed. First Bo couldn’t bring Hale back, and now she cannot avenge him.

 Lauren tries to find record of Rayner in the history books, and finds ink on her hands. Rayner is still being written back into the history books. He’s described as a demon beast, evil pure. 1000 years has ended he shall be unbound. He will betray the fae. Lauren hears the Morrigan talk about Bo and Rayner. She knows that they killed the Unamense and suspects that they killed Hale. It’s only a matter of time before they come after her she believes, but she plans to strike first. Lauren has heard all she needs to and runs before seeing who The Morrigan is talking to. It’s Trick. He tells her that she’s not going to kill Bo, she thinks he has a soft spot for family. He missed Hale’s funeral for this, and Trick knows he was a better leader than the two of them. The Morrigan wants to know what he wishes to do about Rayner, he tells her that they have to put their differences aside first.

Bo and Tamsin go to the source, to speak to Rayner about his impending death. The Knight, Rosette, knows Rayner well. She was one of his best lieutenants from the train. She thinks that she failed him. Bo asks if any of the prophecies she knows mention Rayner dying, but there is none. The alliance between the two of them lifted his earthly curse. Tamsin finds mention of another curse. If the first curse is lifted, he shall be cursed again to suffer and perish in seven days. Well crap, Rayner has been there for six days. The only way to break the curse is with the blood of his enemy, the one who cursed him, Trick, but also Bo since she’s kin. The curse can be broken, and the priapus can be found, they just need a symbol, a clue.

Bo’s idea brings them to the Tarot card. Rayner tells her that the purpose of a Tarot card is to guide. Bo tells him how it revealed itself as a ticket to Kenzi when she touched it and it burned. Nothing happens when Bo touches the card, so she burns it manually with a match. It shows the Roman numerals MMXV. Bo thinks it’s a time, 2015, but Rayner thinks it may be something different, a code or a date. Lauren arrives and suggest topography coordinates, and they need to talk. In Bo’s bedroom she shows her what she’s found on Rayner, but the picture is certainly not the hunk in her kitchen. The book doesn’t even look real, and the ink is still wet. Lauren reminds her that Rayner wasn’t in any histories, until he got his memories back and then history remembered him too. Lauren shows her where it sounds familiar. The Warrior (Rayner) shall escape his curse, the Valkyrie (Tamsin) shall be reborn, the blood of Zamoran (Hale) shall be spilled, and it goes on. The women of the horse shall rise, between the warrior and the queen one of the two shall die. Lauren doesn’t know who the Queen is, but Bo tells her they suspect its her. Lauren wants to stop the prophecy, but Bo thinks that she’s doing this to get back at her. Lauren confesses that everything that she’s done, including staying with the dark has been for her. Bo bitterly asks for her plan or the truth. Kenzi is hurting so bad, and Lauren wasn’t there for her. She was in the dark archives digging up dirt on the man intertwined in her destiny. She chose Lauren before, and Lauren broke her heart. Rayner interrupts telling her that he’s figured something out.

The Morrigan bickers over a waxing, and Lauren lies in the morrigan’s bed ready to celebrate. She wants to join the dark officially. She’s tells her that she’s a human in the fae world, and the Morrigan has given her strength and confidence. The light made her a pet, but the dark gave her respect and freedom. She tells her that she’s felt more like herself in years. The Morrigan doesn’t need to sleep with her to claim her, and Lauren admits that she has no where else to go. The Morrigan may not understand humans, but she does like to play.

Rayner, Bo and Rosette head to see the women of the horses. A woman (Amber from Bitten) comes out to greet them, and Rosette springs on her. She’s the one that attacked her she says, Bo uses her influence on her for answers. The woman tells her about the horse symbol, it’s great and all powerful. She tells her that if she finds it, her blood will destroy it, that the daughter’s intentions are unclear. The Priapus, it’s her father.

Kenzi sits mournful looking at a picture of her and Hale and the blade that killed him. Vex tries to distract her, he wants to get roaring drunk and cuddle up to some Rachel McAdams flicks, but Kenzi isn’t interested in fun. She wants revenge, with blood, guts and pain. Vex is interested. Kenzi tells him that she wants to kill Massimo, and even admits that she gave him the twig of Zamora. She knows that Massimo is in the lair, and he’s the only one who can help her. She tries to move him into action, but Vex admits that he’s putting her into a bad position. She needs old crooked Vex. He tells her that he will kill Massimo and instagram her the whole thing, but Kenzi wants the kill.

Bo tries to figure out what she isn’t suppose to get her hands on, and what it has to do with her father. She remembers a horse in her room as a baby, and in her visions she was haunted by a carousel, they’re all clues Rayner says that he wants to meet her. She’s always wanted that, but now she’s terrified because of rumor. Rosette thinks she should be afraid. Bo reasons that if he is evil a part of her must be evil, that theory just doesn’t hold water. Her mother is batshit crazy, and she’s pretty sane. Rayner points to how the history books have painted him, and he’s anything but that monster. Rosette pipes up reminding her that if she completes her alliance with Rayner, her father has been released. She wants to know why he was imprisoned, and by who. She wants to save Rayner, but he understands that the price may be too high.

Vex opens the door to Massimo’s cell, and pulls him out. Kenzi tells him that it must have been horrifying to think what he would look like if he survived that fire. She holds the blade at his throat as he tells her how he could smell and feel his hair and flesh burning, but he prevailed thanks to her. Kenzi asks where the twig of Zamora is. He refuses to tell her, and she threatens to cut out his tongue. He calls to Vex, and Vex pulls the blade out of her hands. Massimo, hot mess that he is, is Vex’s. She reminds him that Massimo killed Hale, and he knows, but he gave his blood oath that he would protect him after he was abandoned by his mother. He’s grown fond of pest after all this time. Kenzi moves to hit Vex with a candlestick and he stops her. Pinned under the mesmer’s power Massimo wants to let her feel the sensation of burning flesh, but Vex stops him and sends him away. Vex tells her that they all have burdens to bare.

The Morrigan enjoys Lauren’s specialized attentions, the girls share a laugh in the after glow. The Morrigan tastes salt, and she doesn’t like it. Lauren tells her that she’s sweating, that good sex will do that to you. She feels weird, and Lauren drops a bomb on her, she’s been transformed into a human. Lauren used the Morrigan’s own DNA to make her a human.  The Morrigan tells her that Bo has a soft spot for humans, and she’ll grow to like her, because they both screw anything. Lauren slugs her one good, and uses her bloody nose for a sample. If the Morrigan’s body rejects the change she warns, she could be dead within the hour.

Dyson sits at the Dal with Bo. She doesn’t know what to do about the whole destiny bit. She asks him if they did the right thing with Massimo, and he’s unsure. Tamsin bring out a bottle of the good stuff, and they get Dyson to open what Hale left to him. Bo reads a poem inside, which doesn’t really rhyme, until the last line appears mentioning the Queen. On the back is a crest of the Order of the Knights Raynide, it means loyalty to their Queen. Tamsin tells her that its not just to their Queen, but The Queen. Bo tells them that they think she’s that Queen. Tamsin says that it means so much more than that. She is the one, Dyson tells her.

Massimo looks over some of his little trinkets. Vex has found a place for them to go to hide out, but Massimo tells him that he has to stay to see that it’s finished. He killed the heir of Zamora, and now Vex isn’t sure what to do with him. Vex tried to raise him right, but its all falling apart. He asks Massimo to come to England with him, be like it always has been, just the two of them. Massimo agrees, until he gets a call, and goes running.

The Morrigan is the one that called him, it’s the momma the psychopath needs. She tells him not to pout, and brings him in for a kiss. He relishes the sound of her heart, happy to see that Lauren did indeed make her human. The Morrigan pushes him away. She hopes that he has some miracle in his bag, but finds nothing she thinks will help her. He asks for her trust, but he’s never delivered what she’s asked for. He’s always been a disappointing monster, and now, he’s a monster on the outside too. He begs her to stop, and Lauren arrives.

Bo, Rayner, and Rosette head back to the Order of the Knights Raynide to see if she recognizes anything that she isn’t suppose to touch. There are horses everywhere, and too many people to fight. The intruder alarm is sounded, and the trio come out of hiding. The horse whisperer does not like her much. She tells Bo that she’s interfering with destiny. Bo walks closer, touching each horse, and the whisperer becomes agitated, drawing her sword. Rosette takes on the woman, as Bo and Rayner try to figure out how to  open up the horse. She recites Hale’s poem, and the saddle opens. Rosette takes down the woman who says that the hand fasting cannot be done. Bo’s been there done that, with my favorite Loki, and she’s not looking at going down that aisle again. She asks Rayner if they’re suppose to wed.

Kenzi continues her mourning. She rips apart the picture of her and Hale, crumpling up Hale’s face. Bo is glade Kenzi is home. Kenzi asks about her new lady knight. Bo tells her that she can push her away, but she loves her. Kenzi focuses on her interesting book. She reads about Bo’s prophecy that mentions everyone but her. Bo tries to convince her that she is apart of all of them. Kenzi asks her to unclaim her. Bo thinks that it is her grief, but Kenzi no longer wishes to be there. Rosette comes with news of Rayner, but Bo tries to quiet her as she convinces Kenzi that she doesn’t want to leave. Bo refuses to let Kenzi go. Kenzi remains adamant, and Bo gives in. She unclaims her. Rosette beckons again, and Bo writes a note for Rayner. Kenzi leaves.

Massimo is losing his mind. He got her everything that she ever wanted. Massimo tells Lauren that they will work together, but Lauren tells him that she will not work with a mad man. He is doing extraordinary things he believes, and he has the origin seed. Lauren begs him not to eat it. He places it in his mouth and eats it, as she begs him to stop. The druid falls over in agony as the seed takes hold.

Rosette bring Bo to Rayner, and she lights a bond fire. Bo will bind with Rayner and save his life and deal with her father on her own terms. Rayner thinks that it is their destiny to bind and fight together for the fae on a mutual quest, and for the record her tells her that he does love her. Rosette bind their hands and says the words to bind and align him. Once completed Rosette laughs manically. She tells them that she will rise with the Wanderer as her soldier and together they will release the lord of darkness. Bo does not like her words, as she says that he will rise from Hel, the evil mirror of Valhalla. Rosette betrayed Rayner, she believes that the Priapas will protect her and give her power of her own. Something compels Rosette into the flames as she begs and pleads. Rosette burns and Bo and Rayner’s hand hickies flare. A doorway has been opened.

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Prepare the Kleenex. An episode called End of A Line just doesn’t sit well with me.

Kenzi tries to distract herself with some zombie movies or Jerry Macguire. Tamsin wonders if that’s it with Bo and the Wanderer, but Kenzi isn’t sure. She’s been by Bobo’s side for four years, and now finds herself all Tiny Tim on the outside looking in. Bo overhears her, and tries to reassure her that she’s not brainwashed, that things were never perfect with either Dyson or Lauren. It’s a whole messed up history. She tells Kenzi that with Rayner there is something more, they have more in common, but Kenzi is still her better half, she completes her. Tamsin spills that Hale may have asked Kenzi to move in, and she’s worried that Kenzi is leaving her. Kenzi sends her off for snacks, and someone stumbles in. One of Kenzi’s movies just may have come to life. She tries to skewer it with her sword, but it doesn’t work. Someone (Linda Hamilton) comes and does some slicing and dicing for her.  Tamsin grabs their visitor, she was suppose to be dead. She lost her hand because Tamsin didn’t deliver Rayner to him fast enough. Acacia is hunting Revenants, saving Bo wasn’t intentional. Tamsin searches the Revenant, and finds the Wanderer’s card in his pocket. Bo tells them that he went to the battlefield to pay homage to the dead she says, but Tamsin wonders if he isn’t there to raise the dead. Bo is certain that Rayner is a good guy, but Tamsin points out that Rayner is missing from the history books. Bo reluctantly goes to the battlefield to see which of them is right, leaving Kenzi to clean up the body.

Vex comes to visit Trick. Trick laments that he really hasn’t done his job past or present well. Vex knows the stories, but Trick tells him that history is written by the victors, his written literally with his blood. There is real evil in the world, the Garuda was evil, the Parapus. Vex thinks he has a better chance of meeting Godzilla than the Parapus. Vex tells him that his family may still be around if he hadn’t betrayed them. Trick tells him that his father was a brave general, a hero. But to Vex he was anything but doting, and hardly knew him at all. Trick offers to let Vex know his father better.

Kenzi expects Hale at the door, but finds Dmitri instead, and he’s not alone. Dear old mom is with him.

Bo, Tamsin and Acacia head to a place where the cults of the dead hang out. These would the guys to go to to find a Revenant. Acacia thinks that it means Rayner is guilty. Bo prepares to meet it with her blade, but Dyson arrives, and takes care of it with his bare sexy hands.

Dmitri continues to size up Kenzi’s stuff, while momma is busy cooking something. The cousins bicker, and Hale arrives. She tries to get rid of him, but Hale invited them, and Kenzi is less than happy about it.

 Tamsin has some uncomfortable history with  Harvey, she hunted down his mother and delivered his head. Bo thanks Dyson for coming, who came because Tamsin called. Tamsin takes Dyson off to talk with some others while Bo and Acacia talk with Harvey. Neither woman likes the other very much, and Bo warns her that if she comes on the wrong side of Tamsin again, she’ll make her pay for it. But Acacia maintains that she only came down on the Wanderer’s side because she had no choice. Harvey still has some aggression towards Tamsin, but he’s willing to let her make it up to her in a dirty way. Acacia asks him roughly who the head belongs to, but he tells her he doesn’t know. Bo sucubuses him to get the information, and he becomes a more willing subject. He drinks some of the blood of the head, like it’s a fine wine. It’s the only way to find out who owns the Revenant. He tells her that the dead belongs to Acacia. She killed the guy, but didn’t raise him. The two grapple a little, and Harvey gets the little cat fight on film.

Tamsin asks how Dyson how he’s holding up, and he says never better, but she doesn’t believe him. A crazy guy over hears them talking thinking that they’re talking to him. He babbles on about a trio of sisters, two who died and one who survived because she could raise the dead, and she took his love from him. He babbles that she is dead and alive, and there were three and there is one.

Tamsin finds Acacia and Bo still fighting, while Harvey records it. Bo smashes Harvey’s camera, and goes to check out Tamsin and Dyson’s lead.

Kenzi’s mother comes to find out why she’s mad at her. She offers Kenzi a pair of earrings that she loved. Her mother’s boyfriend ruined her life, and her mother had a drinking problem. She makes excuses, but Kenzi was a little girl forced to live on the streets because her mother chose her boyfriend. Kenzi was put into some horrible situations because of it, situations she’s surprised she survived. Her mother tells her that she kicked the man out six months ago, but didn’t know how to get in touch with Kenzi until Hale called. She had to come and see her little girl. She tells Kenzi she has the strength of her father, and Kenzi embraces her. She’d been worried about her, and Kenzi reassures her that she did the right thing. Her mother wants to celebrate, and urges her daughter to wear something other than black.

Acacia tries to make sense of the Wanderer’s getting off the train and playing house. Tamsin admits that Rayner doesn’t remember anything after he got off the train, when she killed Rayner she didn’t deliver his soul to Valhalla, but to Trick. It was Tamsin’s fault that he was on the train, she helped make him the Wanderer. Acacia thinks that they should take out Rayner before he remembers her, and what she did. Rayner’s Revenants are after Tamsin.

Bo and the group head to Laveau’s, the voodoo priestess. Laveau offers up her gifts, everyone knows of Bo who took out the council of hate. She knows a lot about Bo and even Dyson. Bo asks who sent the head in the bag, and Laveau says that she will wake all the dead, and makes Acacia’s blade take over her. Tamsin holds Acacia. Laveau was behind this mess, she wants the seed and she thinks Bo has it. Dyson knocks her out.

Hale commends Kenzi’s mother, Galina on the fine meal, being one of the best. Galina tells him of course it is because Kenzi helped. Galina brings up marriage, and things get a little tense. Galina prepares her smart phone, and Hale takes Kenzi by surprise when he drops onto one knee. He knew she was the one from the beginning. No one makes him laugh like she does, makes him want to be a better man, or does the opposite of what he tells her to. He asks her to marry him, and before she can reply, Dmitri’s phone ruins the mood. The caller is asking about money, and Hale says its her father. Looks like Galina slightly stretched the truth. Kenzi throws her mother out, and Hale’s proposal was ruined.

Dyson and Bo take Laveau to Harvey for answers, but turns out the two Necromancers were working together against them, and now more Revenants come crashing in. Dyson lets his wolfy side come and play, and Harvey and Laveau threaten either she hands over the Unamense seed or dies. Bo assumes that Laveau is the head Revenant, and beheads Laveau, but its not like a vampire flick, they don’t all fall dead. Bo drinks the blood from Laveau’s head before handing it to the mournful Harvey. She orders the Revenants to be at peace, and they fall down.

Galina begs Kenzi not to throw her from her life, but Kenzi tells her that she cannot forgive all the things that he did to her. Her mother tells her that he wouldn’t have done anything had she not been so defiant, and raises her hand to strike her. Kenzi catches the hand. She always thought her mother was a victim, but now she sees the truth. She’s just a coward who doesn’t value herself, and cannot value her own children. She says goodbye to her. Dmitri gives Kenzi a word of advice before leaving, that Hale is good, not to call it off.

Dyson takes a much needed shot, and Bo asks if he wants to talk about it. Bo wants the truth, and Dyson admits that atleast with Lauren he knew she cared, but he cannot say the same for the Wanderer. He may be with her to just get revenge. Dyson admits that he will always be there for Bo, but if Rayner turns out to be the bad guy, he won’t be able to help her with that. Bo doesn’t believe his words, she and Dyson have always been more than lovers, but he’s unsure what they are now. Destiny isn’t something she understands, and doesn’t expect him to. He points out that Rayner kidnapped her, but she says it wasn’t like that. She can’t explain it to him. She says she would have stood by him too when she was…in love hangs between them. She believes she loves Rayner, and that she cannot chose her path. Dyson knows differently.

Trick and Vex enjoy each other’s company as Trick tells Vex tales of his father. Trick’s books move on their own. Rayner is being written back into history, literally. Vex goes to leave, and Trick brings up the sixth Unamense seed. He tells him that it is missing, that someone stole it from him. Vex thinks he’s being accused, and Trick tells him that it’s not too late if he did, that he sees good in him, and he can stop more suffering. Vex doesn’t see the good in himself, and turns and runs.

Acacia tells Tamsin that it was good seeing her, but Tamsin knows that this little visit was planned. Acacia used the Wanderer tarot card to get her involved. Acacia doesn’t deny it. She has a grudge against the Wanderer, he took her hand. Tamsin assures her that if the Wanderer is who she thinks he is, she will be the first to take him out, and that she’ll do it right this time. Acacia tells her to keep her wits about her that Massimo is up to something big, looks like the druid isn’t as dead as they all thought.

Tamsin comes home, and Bo tells her that she has questions for Rayner, but she can’t ignore how she feels. Rayner gets written back into history, and when Tamsin looks at the hottie, Bo points out that its Rayner. It’s not the Rayner that Tamsin remembers, it isn’t her boss.

Hall looks at his engagement ring, as Kenzi ribs him. Hale apologizes. He’s clearly distraught, but Kenzi thinks that they should slow down. She tells him that they have all the time in the world, and she doens;t want to be her mother. She doesn’t want to rush into anything. Hale asks if she’s letting him down easy. She’s certainly not letting go of him, he’s the best thing in her life and she seals her promise with a kiss.

Bo ponders Rayner, and Kenzi is gushing with good news. She accepted the ring, but hasn’t said yes yet. She’s considering it yet. Bo heads out for snacks and candy.

Dyson continues to drown his sorrows. Tamsin asks if he remembers the first day that they met. Tamsin crawls into his lap, and he tells her he can’t think straight at the moment. Tamsin kisses him, and tries to get him to stop thinking.

Kenzi looks for some grub going over options, when Massimo looking a little worse for the wear grabs her. She calls for help, and Massimo manhandles her, blaming her and Bo for his burned appearance. Kenzi tries to grab for her sword, but Massimo gets it away from her. He taunts her to sparkle at him. Hale rushes in, grabs the druid by the throat, and fairly mops the floor with him. Kenzi watches as Hale Sirens him, but something is wrong. Blood comes out of Hale’s ears. Massimo drives a sword through Hale, and he falls into Kenzi’s arms. Massimo holds the immortality twig from the clan Zamora. He got the twig because Kenzi gave it to him. He calls the debt paid in full. Hale tells Kenzi that he loves her with his dying breath, and Kenzi is all alone. Bo finds Kenzi lying atop a dead Hale. Kenzi tells her that Massimo killed him, and its all her fault. She tells Bo she gave Massimo the twig for her power. She asks Bo to do the chi thing and give it back, like she did with Dyson. Bo tells her that there isn’t enough chi to do it. Bo refuses, to afraid that she will lose Kenzi too. Kenzi doesn’t care if she dies in Hale’s place. Bo tells her that she will always choose Kenzi. But Kenzi is inconsolable; she was going to say yes. Bo is forced to succubus Kenzi to calm her while her heart breaks, while both their hearts break.

Anyone have a tissue? It’s only going to get worse from here, stock up now.

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Bo tries to process all of her memories. She’s covered in blood. Rayner tells her that it had to be done, that they gave her no choice.

Diana argues with someone of the phone. She’s on a tight deadline, but she gets what she wants from her caller. She goes for a nice dip in the pool, but something is in there with her. As she struggles to get out of the water, it eats her legs.

Dyson and Lauren try to figure out the new situation with Bo. Dyson blames himself for letting Bo go on the train by herself, and Lauren ponders possession. They’ve been locked out by Bo, and they’re scrambling for answers. Kenzi arrives bearing caffeine, she’s got a new case. It’s not a good time, but she tells them about the girl with the missing legs at Alaria Tech Biometrics. Kenzi reasons that this will give Bo some elbow room, and their minds off their trouble. Kenzi tells them that they have to trust their girl. Diana rolls in.

Rayner joins Bo, wearing nothing but a towel, and Bo is feeling some regret. She wonders if it is all a mistake. She went back to the train to save Rayner, she went dark for him, but she wonders if cutting off her friends was necessary. He insists that it was. She has all her memories back, but it doesn’t make things any easier. Rayner seems a little too understanding, which usually points to things not quite right.

Flashback to the train. Bo has a few choice words for the Wanderer for harassing her friends, kidnapping her and blowing up her favorite pub. It’s not exactly love at first sight for Rayner, he’s dismayed that it’s another brunette. He kicks the jukebox, sick of the song. And she demands an explanation, and Rayner isn’t forthcoming. He doesn’t know why he kidnapped her. He tells her that there’s nothing to see there, and to move along. He calls a maid in to take Bo away, telling her that Bo will be getting off at the next stop.

Lauren offers Diana a glass of water, which she of course refuses, and gets on with the story. She’s fae, an orphan pixy who was raised by humans. Dyson asks if she suspects anyone, maybe some suspicious research, since all signs point to an inside job. One name comes to mind: Darren Claire, a head of development. Diana has set up two temp corporate profiles, Kenzi and Dyson will go in, giving Kenzi a chance to show off her shadow thief skills by stealing more than just Lauren’s panties. Dyson does not take the credit for teaching her that trick. Diana think Kenzi will blend in well in the mail room, and Dyson as an efficiency manager, she warns that the building is heat monitored, so if they get flustered big brother will know, but at the same time, they’ll have the inside knowledge if anyone around them does too. She warns them to stay alert, calm, and blend in.

Dyson gets stuck with the mail cart, and Kenzi takes the desk position. Lauren keeps in contact with the pair, and Kenzi tracks the heat. Dyson reminds her to stay calm and cool, and he goes to deliver mail to Mr. Claire, but Mr. Claire’s assistant stops him. Mr. Claire doesn’t get anything handed to him directly. Dyson marks the mail, and hands it off. Kenzi is being watched, and Dyson takes care of the guard before she resorts to random gypsy technology. She crawls through the vent, and lands in the office. It’s full of legs, lots of frozen legs. Kenzi hides out, and finds the mail going down a shoot. She digs through to see what’s in the box. Kenzi finds some really pricey medical bills for Darren’s assistant., Tad. She sends a copy of the bill to Lauren, and Dyson sends some pictures of the pool area. Lauren asks for a plant sample, and Dyson investigates further. The pool is saltwater, and he finds a pearl in the filtration system. Kenzi calls dibs on the pearl.

On the train, Bo tries to break free, when the maid comes in. She tells Bo that the next stop isn’t for three days, that if she jumps she’ll evaporate, and she can’t leave without an elemental or she’ll get sick and die. She moves to freshen up Bo, laying out some new clothes. Bo isn’t interested in looking ravishing. The maid explains, that Rayner is a great man, and asks that she give him, and the rest of them a chance. She gives Bo an invite for dinner.

Lauren examines the pearl. Dyson asks why she isn’t in her new dark lab, but Lauren tells him that she wanted to remain close. None of them have heard from Bo, but Kenzi tells them to keep the faith, she’ll call. Lauren finds that the pearl isn’t a pearl. It’s a crystallized salt deposit, which gets Dyson’s attention. He tells Kenzi to get out of there immediately, its mermaids. Kenzi fires an employee for excess spending, but she can hardly contain her excitement over mermaids. She’s all over the happy mermaid mythos, even Lauren remarks how fascinating they are, not heeding Dyson’s warnings of their psychotic nature, he tries to convince her that they’re not a part of a Disney movie. She convinces him that they need to finish the case, but he urges her to be careful.

On the train, Bo isn’t really happy with Rayner’s handmaiden’s matchmaker skills. He tells her that she’s usually better at it, the other girls at least dressed up. Bo is still wearing her black leathers. She tells him that she is not looking for happily ever after, she had that. He bitter tells her congratulations and reiterates that he did not bring her there. She asks what he wants with her, and he’s a little surprised, that the handmaiden told her his name. She tries to get rough, and Rayner has had enough. He brings her to her knees, with a knife at her throat. She won’t stop until she gets answers. He tells her that she will not change anything. Her eyes flare, and that peaks his interest. He asks if she’s a succubus, and what the dark fey devour, but she can’t answer the latter, she’s unaligned. He tells her that’s impossible. The death train is impossible too. She asks what kind of fae he is. He tells her that he’s cursed, and asks that she calls him Rayner. She takes his dinner and leaves.

Kenzi targets Tad’s efficiency. She asks him to take a walk, and he can’t, not with both of his legs missing. He tells her that he’s the most efficient person in the company, and wants to make this little pow wow quick. Kenzi asks if his disability affect his work. She asks about his legs, and he spills about it. He got sick in college and he was forced to amputate his legs or die. Darren Claire stepped in and paid for it all, and now its Tad’s mission to protect him, and to make sure that no one stops him in anyway. Kenzi asks if Tad would protect him if he did something scrupulous, and it’s clear he would at all costs.

Kenzi clears Tad of being a mermaid, and finds a big file of creeper mail. Lauren needs another sample, and Kenzi gleefully goes back in hoping for a mermaid sighting.

On the train, rayber plays an eerie tune in Bo’s room. She less than pleased to find him there, and likes his music choice even less, she asks for something more cheerful, and he plays The Final Countdown. Bo notices that he plays Risk, but he tells her that he lost a long time ago. He confesses to her that he use to have foresight in battle, he was able to see his opponents attacks before they happened. He use to fight both the light and dark. He has seen the awful reality of war, tyrannical rule was on the rise. Bo asks who’s rule, but Rayner can’t answer. He closes the organ. He can’t remember why he’s there, who took his power. She understands the torture. He tells her that one can live with or without almost anything, but she knows that’s not living.

Kenzi tries to hack into one of the leg samples with no luck. Someone approaches, showing up blue on the heat signatures. He arrives before she can get out or hide, and uses his powers to make her cough up water, she’s drowning slowly. He stops the water. Darren questions her about stealing his legs, and mail. Asks her about the letters, and she’s a little disappointed about the merman. Tad mistook his sister’s letters for those of a stalker. There are over a dozen pearls there, meaning that she plans to kill him, and Kenzi can’t help but think he deserves it for stealing Diana’s legs. Darren knew nothing about Diana losing her legs, and concludes his sister must not know how to attach them yet. Kenzi asks where his legs came from, and Darren tells her that when Tad got sick, his team created a tissue fusion system. Darrren tells her that he’s not safe, that Dominique is coming and asks her to bring him to Diana. She isn’t sure she can trust him, surrounded by legs and all. But he tells her that all the legs were willing donors. He almost quotes a Disney movie, and Kenzi believes him. Leg pieces come through the mail, Dominique is close. Darren warns that she’s in the pool water system, and Kenzi has to fish her out. Kenzi has the best bait.

Doctor Lauren prepares to go for a little dip with the big bad wolf watching close by. She slides into the pool and waits. The water begins to ripple, and Lauren deploys a supersonic device, to break the mermaid’s cloaking. Dyson grabs hold of the floundering Dominique.

On the train, the two minute warning sounds, a station is drawing near. Bo snoops and finds a butterfly beneath the glass. It brings a memory and a tear to her eye. She opens the case, and brings the butterfly back to life. Rayner sees the fluttering butterfly, and asks what she did. He realizes she is the one he’s been waiting for. He tells her that she’s going to miss her stop, urges her to go while she can, but she doesn’t want to. Poor Beast, I mean Rayner, he was so close. Bo comes back, and they passionately kiss. She asks what she’s doing, but she can’t stop.

Dyson hauls the mermaid to land. Lauren remarks how she’s so beautiful. Dominique wants Lauren’s legs. She needs them to get to her brother. Every mermaid gets one year to do walking, to get legs and walk on land. Dominique did her walking and came home like she was supposed to, but not Darren. She longs to have her brother back, to stop being ignored. She sheds a tear, and it turns into a pearl, her eighteenth. Their sister promised to come and get Darren to come back, but she lied, so Dominique took her legs. The trio was dupped.

Kenzi brings Darren to Diana. She thought that Darren took her legs to cut her out of the company. Kenzi notices how cold Diana’s skin is. Diana isn’t a pixy, she’s a mermaid, and she has her eyes on Kenzi’s stems. Darren prepares to remove Kenzi’s legs, when Dyson and Lauren return with Dominique in tow. She tells them that she wants them home, and both of them berate their little sister. Dyson springs forward wolfing out a bit, but Darren uses the lungs full of water trick on him. They promised her that they would return, but they lied to her. They offer Dominique legs, and she turns to team mermaid. They plan a new leg switchout. Darren goes all evil villain plotting to take over the world, but Doctor Lauren isn’t about to let that happen, and hits the trio with a dose of fresh water.

Basking in the after glow on the train, Bo has missed many stops. Bo wonders if her friends are safe. Rayner tells her that Kenzi and Dyson are close to breaking the spell on them, and when they do they will remember her, and Bo will no longer remember Rayner. He tells Bo it was worth it, even if he never sees her again. It is his curse. He tells her that no one has ever come back. She tells him that all the clues are in place, they will lead her back to him. She tells him that she told the singer to come find her, Hugin in a jar, and if that is not enough she has one thing further. She prepares to pledge dark, and have Rayner as a witness. It goes against everything she stands for, and he doesn’t want her to do it. But Bo knows that it will never stick. She tells him that if she goes home and finds out that she’s dark, she will move heaven and earth to find out how that happened, which will bring her back to him. When she returns she will destroy the contract, and save him from the train. She pledges to get him back everything, his memory and power. He worries that he’s a monster, and she tells him that if that’s the case she will kill him herself, but for now he must keep the train running, and himself alive. And time finally catches up to what Bo remembers, culminating in her leap from the train.

The Unamense gets a visit from Bo and Rayner. They tell her that she has broken their laws, that the Wanderer was not meant for the physical plane. He throws a card at them, and they fling it back at him, it disappears in a hail of sparkles in him. His power is back, he sees that Bo is in danger. The Unamense says that this is too much power for a rebel, the reason he was cursed. Bo tells them that rule forces a rebellion. Bo’s words are blasphemy, and they decree for her crime they will kill her claimed human, the doctor, the wolf, the siren. All will perish and then they will kill her. She orders for the Wanderer and Bo to be captured, and they fight. Bo doesn’t think she can take on the keeper, she blocked her attack last time, but Rayner is sure with his help they can take her on. Rayner gives her the commands, and Bo takes down the keeper.

Kenzi and Dyson mop up the mermaid suds. She decrees that they make an awesome team. Kenzi notices that Bo never called, and that worries her.

Bo and Rayner have slaughtered all of the Unamense except the keeper, who crawls away. Bo asks Rayner what is next, but Rayner tells her that she has this. The keeper warns that if she continues down this path she will suffer a worse fate than her mother, but Bo is done listening, and kill the Keeper.

At home, Trick comes to see Bo, but he’s an uninvited guest. Trick comes to her, tells her that Rayner will ask her to slay the Unamense, and he begs her to stay her hand. Ooops, too late. He tells her that their powers will be amassed into one remaining seed, the origin seed, the one that was stolen. And in the wrong hands it would be disastrous. Trick asks for her word, but she cannot give  it to him. One of the Unamense has survived, and has the seed.

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Pretty opera bird sings for an audience of one. He loves her performance. After her performance, she tries to get away from her escort, and he blows a whistle at her, but he’s too weak to pursue her.

Tamsin leaves the nest, and Kenzi hopes her “child” is safe wherever she is. The bird makes it to the Dal, and she’s so happy to have found Bo, but Bo doesn’t know her. She speaks in Russian, and Kenzi translates. Bo told her to come, she just doesn’t remember doing so. Trick makes her comfortable, incenses the room, and hides his seed box. Inyanka is resting, but Trick won’t let Bo talk to her until she heals. She’s an Alchemist, a descendant of bird people and they’re very delicate. Running in the cold may have strained her vocal cords. Their beautiful songs can invoke powerful memories, which  may be just what Bo needs.

Lauren has a one man dance party as she packs up her apartment. The Morrigan comes to lend a hand, and Lauren is less than welcoming, even though she comes baring Pizza and beer. The Morrigan is certainly trying to be friendly, and she comes with more gifts, some very old journals.

Dyson has returned, and he gives her some bad news. Dyson tells Bo that Lauren went dark, and Bo tells him that she did as well, though unwillingly. Dyson promises to fix the problem, and Bo thinks a kiss will fix things, but Dyson tells her that they can’t because its forbidden, which is exactly what she wants. Bo gets a little rough, in Trick’s barrel room, and Trick scolds them. The Unamense are on the rampage, and furthermore Inyanka is awake. Bo pays her a visit, Inyanka is happy to see her. Bo is glad to see her, but can’t remember anything. Inyanka tells her that she came after she sung to her and it touched her. She inspired Inyanka to escape. Bo still doesn’t remember, so Inyanka sings for her. Bo remembers running, through the woods after the train, she remembers waking up in the death train, but nothing more. She asks Inyanka to sing more, but she will not. She was offered a trade, and she means to have her freedom. Bo wants her memories and Inyanka has the key. Bo’s powers flair with her memories so close. And Inyanka tells her that she is just like the others, wanting to hold her captive. She’s been the prisoner of a powerful Durak, but he’s starving her. She desires to sing before an audience, to sing her famous Aria. Pieces come together, Bo told her that she would not remember, and Inyanka has another clue, hidden in Bo’s knife handle. It says Inyanka, you will sing for me and I will bring you freedom. It’s her handwriting.

The Durak arrives at the Dal looking for his bird. Bo tells her that no one owns Inyanka, but the Durak tells her that she’s been owned by his family for a long time. Bo lies saying that she’s already left, but he has her tracked. The device is in her magic necklace. Bo tells him that she only wants to sing the famous aria for the masses, but he feels like it would be wasted on them and refuses. She strokes his ego, and threatens to expose his selfishness to the public. The Durak back peddles, and makes his Diva demands.

The Morrigan’s gift were the private journals of Charles Mayo, Albert Einstein and Marie Curie. She knew Marie personally and swiped it from her, Mayo’s was buried under Jimmy Hoffa, and Einstein’s she picked up at a garage sale. Lauren is a little impressed, especially that she goes to garage sales. But humans will sell almost everything, and then she lets slip that Faberge was fae, along with the other three. The Morrigan dumps more fae books on her, there are hundreds of journals. Lauren is tickled pink. Not all fae experiment on humans, humans do too, and she thinks that’s the best way to test out things. Lauren doesn’t like the ideal of experimenting on people. Evony tells her that she doesn’t have to do anything that she doesn’t want to, she has freedom, and if her morals are nonnegotiable, she respects it.

Trick tries to get Kenzi to leave, telling him that the Aria may hurt her, but she doesn’t plan on going anywhere, especially not when she sees Hale, but he just side steps her to get closer to the Alchemist. Poor Kenzi. Kenzi hates the Alchemist, but Bo knows that she’s the key to everything. It’s show time. The Alchemist sings her song, and Bo taps into her memories.

Under a silver platter there’s a crown with her name on it, literally. She remembers the train, but before she can see the Wanderer’s face, the aria is interrupted. A man holds the songstress, she’s a walking time bomb, wired to go bomb. Kenzi is nowhere to be seen, and Dyson and Bo try to figure out a plan. It’s the necklace. Not only is it a GPS, but also a bomb. The man holding her is a camazot (Amazonian bat warrior) named Marcus. He’s come for Inyaka before. Her song bolsters their warriors, but the Durak is prepared to go to war over her. Trick will not allow it though, for fear of the Unamense’s wrath. Inyanka swoons a little, and there’s a look that passes from her to Marcus. Bo sees it, and says that the Aria has weakened her. They allow her to rest, and Bo gets a closer look at her necklace which Trick tells her is made of Atlantian Quartz, thought capable of causing volcanic eruptions. The Quartz needs to be frozen, but only liquid volcanic Argon can go it.

Lauren and the Morrigan continue to bond, and Lauren does a mock starship log. She’s very tipsy after just one beer, the Morrigan’s beer just happens to be 25%. That’s one strong beer. Kenzi arrives to crash this little party and she is not happy.

Hale pays Inyanka a visit. They seem to be old friends, they use to play pranks together, even though she always messed up joke. She kisses him, and thanks him for the visit, but sends him away so she can rest more. Bo sees the kiss. Hale leaves.

Lauren wraps up what Kenzi needs, but doesn’t believe Kenzi’s cover story about needing it for their homemade merlot. Kenzi is less than trusting of the Morrigan and Lauren’s new alliance, but she admits that Bo misses her, they all do. Kenzi slips up in her rattling and Lauren catches the bit about clear Atlantian Quartz.

Bo heads down to visit Inyanka, but she doesn’t think that Marcus wants to harm Inyanka. She refuses to leave, and Marcus arms the necklace. Bo is pissed, but she goes back up. Marcus moves in closer, as Hale spies on them. Dyson has rigged a bug so he can listen in. But Marcus knows that someone is listening in, Marcus presses the necklace as she tells everyone to get down. Kenzi comes to find Bo on the ground. The Quartz no longer has fire in it, it’s a fake, hence no boomed. Dr. Lauren illuminated her on the Quartz. Kenzi wants to go find Hale, and Bo doesn’t stop her. Dyson reports that both Marcus and Inyanka are gone. The Durek claims to know nothing, but Bo wants answers. Dyson searches the stage. The Durek spills the beans. When Inyanka was stolen back she was changed. Dyson finds a transmitter, and Bo finally puts the pieces together. Marcus and Inyanka are in love, and although his people won’t allow them to be together, Inyanka has the ability to kill with her song and there just happens to be some super sonic rocks that could assist her. Dyson heads out to sound the alarm, and Kenzi tells Bo that Hale is missing. Bo tells her the bad news, and Kenzi is coming.

Bo stops Inyanka before she can sing her note. She thinks it’s a declaration of love, but he wants death, and he’s not taking no for an answer. He uses a whistle against her when she refuses. But someone has a more powerful whistle. And Hale uses his Siren whistle on Marcus. Hale stops, and Marcus draws a gun, pointing it at Inyanka. Bo tells everyone to leave, but everyone refuses. Inyanka tries to reason with him, but he reveals his true feelings, and Inyanka gives him what he wants. Kenzi falls prey to it, and Hale has to carry her to safety. Inyanka continues to sing even as Marcus begs her to stop. She falls to the ground, but Marcus is dead. She killed in her weakened state, and it’ll be her death as well she tells Bo. She knew she could never be free, but Inyanka does not want it. Bo made her believe she could be free. Inyanka gives her one last gift.

Hale sits with Kenzi, who is experiencing one heck of a hangover. Hale updates Kenzi on the deaths, and Hale is happy for Inyanka, she’s finally free. He’s also glad that Kenzi is finally at his home, and she tells him that she’s always been here. She asks him if Inyanka’s death note hurt him, and he tells her no. Awww, it’s finally the start of their coupledom. As Kenzi cuddles up to him, theirs blood in his ear, which worries him just a bit.

Bo opens up Inyanka’s gift. On the train, she sees herself looking to a mirror, with a ghostly hand on her. She tells herself that she can’t do this. Dyson comes to find out what she learned, but she looks freaked.

The Morrigan continues to bond with Lauren, she parts as a friend for now. The Morrigan gives her a key to the dark fae’s medical science building, and Lauren tells her that she won’t sign anything. She still doesn’t quite trust her, and the Morrigan respects her for that. She hands her the keys to her new condo, and Lauren pounces. She plants a kiss on Evony, looks like there’s more than pizza between them. Lauren peels a layer off her lip and puts in one of her little petri dishes, the kiss was more than a kiss. Is Lauren planning on spybanging the Morrigan too? For now she just toasts herself to new beginnings.

Bo and Dyson get frisky, but Bo won’t look at Dyson, she’s got her eyes shut tight, and when he asks her again, she forces him down. She’s angry. He tells her that no one owns her, and worse she fears becoming like Marcus, choking on bitterness and rage. Dyson points out that she inspired Inyanka to seek freedom, but Bo tells him it was a different Bo, one that was busy sending herself clues, planning. She joined the dark willingly. Dyson knows she had good reason, and that dark and light are just label. Bo falls to her knees, and that ghost hand print is back at her chest and neck. The wanderer, Rayner marked her. Bo fears he’s her father. The Unamense arrives, and Dyson is in trouble for breaking their laws. He wolfs out.

  

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After years of being unaligned, Bo has finally chosen, or atleast her blood has. The Unamense is satisfied, but Bo is not so happy. The Unamense is still planning on going after the doctor and Kenzi though, they plan to kill the pair of them. Bo tries to chi suck the Unamense, but it gets pulled right out of them. They tell her to pay fealty to the leader of the dark or die.

Kenzi waits in line taking a number, while Bo gets juiced in the bathroom. Recharged, Bo thinks that the wanderer is responsible for the sudden alignment, and somehow Vex is involved too. Kenzi is sad, they were such good “mascara buddies,” but he did send Cleo after her. Dyson is still looking for Lauren, and  Kenzi ponders updating with a new dark look, when Bo gets her number called, number 69.

Bo storms the castle, and it’s the Morrigan, not Vex like she was expecting. Where is our favorite Mesmer? Both girls thought she was dead, but she plans on having it annulled once she catches Vex. The Morrigan tells her that she can get it reversed if she shows proof of her hoodwinking by the next fullmoon after her alignment, which happens to be tonight. Not much time to get things done. The Morrigan likes Kenzi’s sass, its right up the dark’s alley. She tells Bo she can dress as she wishes as long as it includes a smile.

Trick is still looking for information on the Wanderer. He has some sort of evil snake seed in a box. Surely one of his many oddities, he locks it tight in his safe. One of the Unamense summons him for a meeting, and they want to talk about life.

The Morrigan certainly throws a swanky party. They give away trees for swag, and Kenzi scores some really good drinks. The Morrigan shows her the buffet, but Bo sends the humans away. The dark may be slightly evil, but they’re honest about what they are. The Morrigan continues to be her normal bitchy self. Bo isn’t calling the aligning home, and she just wants Vex. But the Morrigan is mad about the Unamense, they’re cramping her style and she wants them gone, and she too needs to find Vex. Bo doesn’t want to play, but the Morrigan is compelling, and wants to prove shes on her side, she shows Bo Lauren, but something isn’t right as she walks the down hill all flowy and bright.

Trick meets with the Unamense . They ask him how he came to be here.

Lauren and Bo immediately get down to the nitty gritty. So is this going to be like round 23 of spybanging for Lauren?

The Unamense is a little curious of his opening a bar, it becoming a sanctuary. The Unamense came into existence after the war. They claim that the blood king’s corruption sparked this war, and once formed he betrayed them. He was to bind his soul with theirs through special seeds so that what they deemed law would become so by the power of his blood. But he stole his seed and disappeared, if they were to find him they would still welcome him into their little collective soul. Trick doesn’t sound so onboard with that whole unchallenged rule thing.

Kenzi and Tamsin load up on food at the party. Kenzi goes to grab some food, and friend Bruce is a living sushi table. He tells her that this is his punishment. Kenzi steals a tablecloth off a nearby table to cover him up, and finds a dead bride and groom. Kenzi is out.

Bo and Lauren continue their smooching. Wait did we already forget the whole I don’t really know who she is thing? Yes, okay just making sure. Lauren has to leave, and she wonders why Bo’s there. Bo confesses that she was turned dark. Lauren has been with the Morrigan hiding out from the Unamense. She should leave, but she needs another kiss. The Morrigan comes with an offer, she will give her what she needs to run down Vex, but she requires her blood oath that she’ll deliver. The Morrigan will give her a drug to incapacitate vex, and a scavenger to help out.

The Scavenger, Pietra is a little too excited to catch Vex, but she needs to grab something first. With the Unamense binding everyone to the territory Vex needs a special knife to release himself, one that she just plunged into a bride a few times out of site of Bo. This one is crazy, but helpful. Vex thinks that she’s stealing it to help him in exchange for taking her with him, but she’s more than happy to betray him. Bo can’t wait on Vex’s timetable, but he was last seen near Dyson’s new digs. Dyson is absent though, since he’s still out looking for Lauren. Bo plans to take Pietra on the town and stir up a little trouble to draw out the Mesmer. Pietra is all game.

Bruce’s punishment for helping Kenzi was to become the sushi bar and worse, the only alternative is to get another fae to master him. Any fae will do, they become responsible for him until his punishment is complete, and Kenzi whispers her plan to Tamsin. Tamsin is about to get a human. She announces at the DJ booth that she plans to master Bruce from Ty. The Morrigan pits Tamsin against Ty, and she looks formidable. Maybe Kenzi should have thought this through.

Pietra  walks around the alley waiting for Vex, and Bo thinks this is a good talk time as Lauren loads a needle full of nectar of violet. Bo wants to know about their break, Tasmin, the whole Karen thing. A controlled lady comes for the knife, clearly being mesmered. Pietra gets kicked and the lady gets away. Bo goes after her, and straight to Vex. He’s sneering, and neither are exactly happy to hear from each other. He claims to not be working with the Wanderer. He uses the lady against her, and her distraction allows Vex to knock Bo out with her own syringe. Bo awakens in Dyson’s room while Vex brews his little cure knife. He plans to use her as leverage so he can get away. Bo cannot even use her suck powers against him. She’s still mad about joining the dark, and he cannot wait to get away.

Kenzi gives Tamsin a peptalk, but she’s still not sure. Kenzi looks worried, but the Morrigan’s coin flip gives Tamsin the option for her duel. She choses a dance off, and the Morrigan names it to the death.

Vex prepares to cut off his hand. And Bo goes on and on about her and Lauren back together and bliss. I’m with Vex, I’m ready to off myself with all her talk. Vex stuffs a sock in her. He’s the last of his kind, and the rest of them were hunted through the years. Their hands were cut off, and they were utterly humiliated. He watched it happen to his entire family, his father, brother and mother. He refuses to let it happen to him as well, and its motivated him to become what he is today.

Tamsin warms up and gets to he best dance moves, and Kenzi helps her out with a little coaching, but it’s a hot mess. Ty gets a little pushy, but definitely has some moves. She break dances across the floor and the crowd loves it. Kenzi tells her now is the time to use her power, but she slowly summons it forward, as Ty makes a leap, she breaks her neck to the Morrigan’s delight. Tamsin has her servant.

Vex downs his gross portion, and Bo slowly gets feeling back. She spits out the sock before he can cut off his hand. She tells him that he wanted them to find him, they’re the only family he has left, but Vex cuts his hand away anyways. Vex goes to make a getaway, but Bo doesn’t let him get away, she still needs answers. Vex knows nothing about her pledging the darkside, but the Morrigan’s archivist would know. Bobo got played. He tries to talk her out of turning him over, since the Morrigan plans to just torture him.

Bo heads over to the Morrigan with Vex’s hand on ice. She found the brother she never wanted, and kinda hates but still has no answers. The Morrigan doesn’t want just a piece of Vex she wants it all. She tells her that the dark don’t hold grudges, she just wants to get rid of the Unamense, and Bo’s more than welcome to claim him as her responsibility. Bo accepts, but she wants the archivist. The Morrigan calls him forward and he rips off a piece of his skin and gives it to Bo. It should show her what she needs to know. Bo sees her signature and her sponsor’s: Rayner. Bo has no knowledge, and the Morrigan refuses to overturn it. Bo needs her mystery sponsor to help her overturn it. Bo takes her Mesmer piece back, but the Morrigan lets it go, she has a new play toy: Lauren.

Trick delivers what was asked of the him from the Unamense. They ask if there is anything else he wishes to add. Trick only hopes that they retained some of the soul they once had. Trick of course knows their original names, and apparently that too is a crime. He also knows that she turned in her family for petty crimes when she became one of the six, more blasphemy. He turned in his own daughter to satisfy the rules he created, and what he created was cruelty. They see it as order. They tell him with his history, standing and knowledge he is the only choice for Ash. That was not expected. Trick puts away his hidden blade.

Bo hates the Morrigan all the more now, there’s no way to turn undark. Bo wants to go home soak in a bath, and figure out how to go back light. But Lauren can’t go back with the light, they abandoned her when the Unamense came, only the dark searched for her and offered her protection. She’s not angry with Bo for not coming, but Lauren is free to come and go with the dark. Bo wants to fight for Lauren, to claim her if she has to. Lauren sees it as another leash. Here she chooses her own cage. Bo tells her when she’s ready to come back to her real family to say the word, but walking away hurts.

Now that Bruce is free, Kenzi wonders why he doesn’t go some place he’s always wanted. He’s been the Morrigan’s man for a long time, and he doesn’t know how to be free though, but he has a chance to be.

Trick never thought she’d ever show up with a one handed Mesmer as a dark fae. Although Trick wants to help, things have just gotten a little complicated with him being named the acting Ash. The search for Rayner begins.

In Trick’s safe the seed has been stolen.

The Unamense receive the succubus’s declaration, she finds Rayner, and isn’t very happy about it. Just how bad is this guy? And since Bo is now dark can we get a visit from a certain hot dark fae Loki?

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Bo and Dyson do a little training, and she tells him that she doesn’t remember anything on the death train. He tells her lie low until the Unamense is gone, but she just can’t do that. She’s got too much on her plate, and worse she’s worried about Lauren. She shares a smooch with Dyson, and he feels a difference in her, but that doesn’t stop them from peeling the clothes off eachother, and having sex in the middle of the boxing ring.

Kenzi tries to tame teenaged Tamsin’s hair, and Bo has a hard time passing Trick’s ward. Kenzi lets her in, and hugs her too much. Tamsin doesn’t remember her previous life still. She only remembers that she’s dark. Bo and Kenzi head out for drinks and their teen queen stays in with some x-files. The Dal is a downer, with the Unamense in town. Bo has brought her own playlist, and plans to get the party started. She uses her touch and the Dal instantly gets more fun. Kenzi sees the Druid, and she wants the real thing. He tells her she can’t even pay for what he’s already given her, but she promises payment when she gets the real deal.

Tamsin looks for Bo and Kenzi, but finds some weird guys in black instead. Some weird wind thing happens, her face looks deathly and they split as her back makes some awful cracking sounds. Are her teen days over?

 Kenzi joins Bo on the dance floor, as a gargoyle watches it all. Kenzi shows off her powers, and Bo is happy for her.

They come home to find their crack shack empty, and Tamsin did indeed grow.

Bo gives Dyson a report of the theft. Dyson makes jokes about getting her new furniture, but she’s not taking it lightly. She wonders if the Unamense are behind it, but Dyson thinks it may be normal human breaking and entering. Dyson tells her they can work off her aggression, and the two talk “shopping” in front of Tamsin, who’s still kinda a child mentally atleast, and she thinks the shopping sounds fun and wants to come. Bo ditches the pair, leaving Dyson on babysitting duty. She asks who Lauren is via picture, and Dyson tells her its someone who’s lost that they’re gonna find.

Meanwhile Crystal is handcuffed to a pipe, and Lauren is shackled as well. Crystal thought they wouldn’t hurt Lauren, and technically they haven’t, yet. The voice calls Lauren Karen, here goes a new story for Lauren where we feel sorry for her.

Kenzi gets grabbed, but the Druid’s men, and she’s not happy about being bagged and thrown in the back of a van. Luckily Bo is there to rescue her. They can take her stuff, but not her girl. Bo asks her why she flew solo, but Kenzi knew who robbed them, and was trying to take care of the problem she caused herself. But Bo is all about the sharing, and Kenzi tells her who the culprit is, Massimo, the Druid. Bo knows him, and he’s not one of her favorite people.

Bo and Kenzi go to visit the Druid. The runeglass potion didn’t work she tells him, but it did. It was the back up plan, to allow her to transcend planes if Tamsin failed. He things that Tamsin died in the process though. He doesn’t know who paid for the potion though. Bo tells him that he’s going to give their stuff back, and leave Kenzi alone, but he reminds her that Kenzi still has a debt to pay. He has a different proposal though. He wants Bo to go to Laurens for a special plant. He’ll give back what he hasn’t burned, and Bo promises to get the herb, but reminds him that if he doesn’t hold up his end of the deal she’ll kill him. Kenzi  keeps up the sass, and he smiles. Does someone likey the Kenzi? I think so.

Lauren tries to figure out her cell, she knows that they’re being watched. She knows the game, but she doesn’t want to play. Crystal is sorry for getting her into this mess. She needed to keep her close, and she slept with her, but then it turned into so much more. Lauren knows this whole problem, finally the spybanger becomes the spybangee. Lauren reveals that she had a brother, they were inseparable, they were going to change the world. They were blowing up pipelines, no one was suppose to get hurt, but plans go array, people died. Karen ran, and she’s been running since. She confesses something to Crystal she never did to Bo. The voice is listening the whole time, and it has something for her, a little chemistry set it looks like. It asks her for a diagnosis within the hour or Crystal dies. It’s not about her terrorist background, its more like the light fae work she’s been forced to do.

Bo tries to figure out why Kenzi went to the druid. Everyone kept telling Kenzi to leave, but she wanted to stay and fight by Bo’s side, so she went to become fae. She had no clue it was only temporary, and that it would be so pricy. Kenzi looks for the herb, and Bo starts wondering about Lauren’s motivations. She’s been spybanged a few times, and she doesn’t quite trust what she knows, and she shouldn’t. Kenzi tells her that she thinks Lauren is one of the good ones, but Bo always thought she was on team Wolf, oh more than Bo knows. Does Kenzi still have some lingering feelings from the time they were brainwashed? Bo finds out about Lauren’s former persona. And she realizes that she never knew her. She wonders what makes everyone in life lie to her, except Kenzi. There’s a bit of guilt there in Kenz, poor thing. Kenzi finds the herb, and blue flames bar her way. Kenzi can’t get out either, and she gets burned in the process.

Tamsin has found a lead in Lauren’s voice mail, girl wants a gold star she’s so happy. Dyson looks to pull the records of nearby payphones. Curious little think, pickpockets Dyson’s gun right off his belt. She asks if she was a good cop, and he said she was tough. More questions, she asks about Bo, if he wants her to be his girlfriend. Dyson glosses over the details, but tells her the story of him and Bo. She asks about love, and he tells her that when she feels it she’ll know it, and she’ll never want to lose it. He tells her to ask Bo and Kenzi about it, but she thinks that Bo hates her, the old her. Dyson hopes she’ll make better decisions this time around.

Bo and Kenzi try to figure out how to get out, and Kenzi tells her that her powers are like sunscreen. When she gets wet she has to reapply. While she debates on the quality of Lauren’s hair products, Bo dumps a bucket of water on her, problem solved. Kenzi goes off to find the items needed to break the spell trapping Bo in the apartment.

Bo snoops around Lauren’s apartment. She finds a gift with a card on it. It says “for giving me the freedom to love.” Bo opens it and finds a necklace. The lights go out, and that creepy gargoyle is there. She looks around, thinking it could be the wanderer again, but she’s not going to be taken so easily this time. The lights continue to go on and off as she looks around to see what is causing it. The gargoyle has blood running from its mouth, its bitten Bo’s wrist. Kenzi returns, and breaks the spell, but the thing is gone.

Tamsin wonders what’s happening to her. It looks like she is either getting wings, or she had wings. Is she that ugly gargoyle?

Kenzi blames herself for all of this. She confesses that she’s been stealing from Trick and Hale to pay Massimo, but although he keeps taking its not enough for permanency. She had to do something, since claimed humans were being taken. Bo tells her that she would never let her be taken, but she reminds Bo that she just returned. Kenzi is tired of being helpless, unable to do anything. The fae constantly reminds her that she’s a liability, and finally she drops the other big bomb. She kissed Dyson, but she thinks she may love Hale. She feels alone, even though she has them all. She felt abandoned  when Bo left, and she belongs no where. Bo feels betrayed too, another bombshell dropped. Dyson calls in and tells her that Tamsin is gone. She may look like herself again, but she doesn’t act like herself. Bo asks what else of theirs does she remember seeing at Massimo’s. Bo worries over the hair brush, knowing that Kenzi used it on Tamsin, but the girl doesn’t shed at all. This whole mission wasn’t to kill the pair, but to distract them, so he could go after the Valkryrie. Bo heads out after Tamsin, alone.

Massimo heads to Bo’s house, and Tamsin is there. He tells her that they were once super close, showing her a picture of them. He tells her that Kenzi and Bo called them, and wanted him to pick them up. She thinks that he’s there to help her because she’s ugly, but he tells her that she’s perfect. He binds her back at his place, to protect everyone when she turns into her true form.  Massimo sharpens a blade, and when he tells her that she kills people, that she tried to kill Bo, she understands why Bo hates her. He’s all over her hair. He’s waited for it for so long. The only way to get Valkryrie hair is for it to fall out willingly. Bo comes to stop him, and he grabs Bo holding the blade to her throat. Tamsin sounds like she’s changing again, when she tells him to release Bo, and Massimo looks scared. She’s got wings and all. The Valkryrie is reborn.

Lauren delivers her findings. The blood shows that he’s got an appetite for his own blood fae, and suggests less incest to cure it. Lauren agrees to treat the Elder if they release Crystal, who is getting sick from the old Nickel hand cuffs. Furthermore, Lauren releases herself from her own chains, Kenzi taught her well. She asks if she passed all of Hale’s tests, but when the door opens its not Hale.

Tamsin is pissed, she’s no longer little T. Bo tells her that she doesn’t have to be dark anymore. Tamsin doesn’t believe her, that she hates her. Bo tells her that they fought in the past, but she never hated her, that she thought she was incredible. Bo embraces her, and the Valkryrie falls away, as something transfers to Bo. Bo tells her to go to the elevator and turn her music up as she deals with Massimo. Massimo tells her what the wings mean, that Tamsin is on her last life.  Bo mentions the gargoyles, but Massimo didn’t send him after her, they’re a higher order. Bo chi sucks him, and learns a bigger truth, he’s human. Bo warns him off of Tamsin and Kenzi. Massimo thought Kenzi was game because she’s human too, but he failed to see that she’s family. She takes Tamsin’s hair from Massimo, and he breaks down into childlike tears. His mommy needs the hair, but Bo tosses it into the fire. He walks into the fire pit after it.

Kenzi finds Bo boxing. She’s not mad about Dyson. The potion needed to save her had to be from a person who would never betray her. Kenzi did, but Bo doesn’t see it that way. They’re family, so they’ll stumble and fall, but they’ll still be there for each other. And now, Bo is done being weak.

Dyson reads to Tamsin a bedtime story, telling her her own story,but with a happily ever after. He’s put her asleep, and Kenzi comes in. Dyson tells her that she can be anything, even if she’s not fae. He offers to teach her, and he promises when the time is right. Dyson admits that he’s lost Lauren and that he things she’s in danger.

Bo finds the gargoyle’s owner. The lair is a bit moist that the Unamense calls home. They tell her that she has not been summoned, but she reminds them that she doesn’t get summoned and if something hurts her, she hurts it back. They tell her that they were trying to eliminate the unaligned succubus, but they no longer need to do so since her blood has spoken. Welcome to the darkside Bo!

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Tonight is the new season of Lost Girl finally. Lucky ducks up in Canada got this gem back in November, but for us US folks, tonight starts off our season, so let’s dig in! A truck drives in a Kenzi sneaks out. She’s spying on some robed characters plotting a Indiana Jones mission, but she’s caught. He plans to take the claimed “human” in, but Dyson and Hale tell him he’s mistaken, and Kenzi shows off some fireworks. He buys her theatrics and Hale takes her away without ever seeing what’s in the box. Hale cautions Kenzi against using her temporary powers. Dyson takes home “tinkerbell” and Hale gets stuck with the paperwork. Dyson sniffs around Kenzi’s home, but she assures her that she’s alone. And then he kisses her, one very hot wolfy kiss, but he pulls away because of Hale. A knock on the door breaks up the mood even more, and its Aoife. She uses her power of persuasion to gain entry, she needs help finding Bo, but no one seems to know her.

Aoife is looking for the daughter that she lost. No one knows Bobo, she played no part in defeating Aoife when she went all supervillain and killed the Ash. But Aoife knows Dyson, they met recently in the lab. Kenzi doesn’t exactly believe Aoife’s story, but Aoife knows in her heart that she had a daughter even though there’s no proof. Dyson find the photo of Bo beautiful, and Kenzi is ruffled about it. She turns down to gig, but Aoife shows them proof that her memories have been tampered with. She just wants to know why the memories have been wiped and at the word pay, Kenzi finds herself on board. Dyson heads off to meet with Tamsin, because he needs info and she saved him. Aoife uses her powers to get out of their tab, and Kenzi is more intrigued.

Dyson heads to the spot of his accident, seeing pieces of it, but unable to remember the whole thing.

Kenzi goes to see Trick. Trick thinks someone has been messing with the balance space and time, oh Trick if you only knew! Trick shows her a seed, it’s a symbol of the unamense, they’re descending upon them since its been messy lately. Kenzi asks if they would cause amnesia, but he tells her no and sends her to an orthanex, Dr. Snook, a fish fey that feeds on memories. Kenzi asks about Lauren, but Trick tells her that she abandoned the light fae. Kenzi doesn’t believe it. Someone is firmly in Dr. Hotpants’s corner, believing she’s the only human ally she has even if she is barely human. People are searching for Lauren at least. Trick tells her to be careful, clueless of the wanderer card he smashes between crates.

Kenzi and Dyson go to see Dr. Snook, but his receptionist isn’t welcoming. Kenzi strong arms their way past Janet during a client session, where the Dr. is making a wife forget her husband’s infidelity. When they go to question him, he tells Kenzi that he doesn’t restore memories only takes them, but admires the extraction that was performed on her. She has no clue what he’s talking about, and Dyson looks to see that she has the same little weird mark on her eye that Aoife had. Of course, Dyson has the same make, but its not Snook’s work. Kenzi tries to sort through the disturbing revelation.

Trick tells her that to shatter the spell she’ll need the recardo compass. It’s been lost under the season, but rumor has it that Anglerum has it. Kenzi gets Dyson to score some tickets to the shindig so she can get close to Anglerum, and Trick makes her cough up her pilfered wares. Kenzi has quite the sticky fingers. When she pulls out the photo of Bo, Trick’s blood reacts a little crazily to it. Trick asks for all the deets about her client.

Vex berates the Morrigan’s former assistant, over his unflattering wardrobe. This party is the last chance to have some fun before the counsel arrives. Dyson arrives and stops Vex from ironing out the assistant. Dyson and Vex have a little pissing contest, and Vex ultimately calls it a draw. Seems the Morrigan named Vex her heir, which surprised him a bit. Dyson blackmails Vex into getting him tickets to the party, looks like Evany’s demise was highly exaggerated and  Dyson has sniffed her out. Vex calls down and gets Dyson him the ticket that he’s asked for. Dyson makes no promises to let him keep his throne once he remembers, and Vex takes out his frustration on the assistant.

Dyson and Hale stroll through the collector’s party, both guys wishing their lady will get there, but Kenzi is having trouble figuring out what to wear. She calls Lauren, for advice, and hoping that she’s safe. Mosimo comes at arrowpoint. He’s brought Kenzi some sprite extract, and takes a hands on approach to Kenzi’s disgust for application. She owes big for what he’s turned her into, which isn’t quite fae like she wanted. But like a junky, she’s feigning for more, and makes promises to pay his high price.

Hale keeps a look out for Kenzi, and Dyson spots prey. Hale makes a remark about Dyson’s type, unbeknownst to either that the hottie in the dress is actually Kenzi until she turns around. Kenzi is late, and the Collector is already narrowing down favorites. Dyson wonders if Kenzi is out of her league, and she goes to prove herself. Methinks Dyson just doesn’t want to share. Mia Kirshner (love her I don’t care who she is playing) asks Dyson and Bo finally makes an appearance. He gets a severe case of déjà vu and loses her as Cleo introduces herself, and she fawns over Dyson, she’s a nymph. He may not be interested but I am. He’s had some bad tequila soaked nymph experiences. Kenzi and Hale take the floor and all eyes are on them. It’s awkward between them on the dancefloor, and the alpha wolf takes over to make the tango steamy. The two cut quite the rug, and Hale throws his hat in, taking back his partner, but Kenzi and Dyson just sizzle. It becomes a saucy threeway tango, and if the Collector isn’t intrigued now, he’s blind. Kenzi ends the dance with some fireworks and gets her rose.

Kenzi goes to meet the Collector, and its George Takei!. He’s a giant snake guy, no wonder he does the whole private audiences only.

Vex makes a flashy entrance, he wants the wolf. Cleo offers to get Dyson out for a price but he’s willing to go up against the Morrigan/Mesmer. She asks if he knows how to repel, as Vex starts snapping necks. Cleo and the rest of the party people decide to make a break for the doors.

The Collector goes to look inside to grant her unlimited wish. She asks for the compass, and he scoffs at her request. He gives her some beauty tips getting a bit catty in his delivery. He makes note that he thought she’d wish for “her return.” He snaps his fingers and gives her the compass, telling her that she doesn’t know what she’s missing. She notices that he called her human, and the Collector now that he’s granted her wish devour her whole.

Dyson and Vex prepare to faceoff. Vex’s memory is gone as well, which confuses Dyson more. Vex knows he was never meant to be the Morrigan, and he doesn’t want anyone regaining their memories in case it makes them challenge his position. He refuses to be powerless. Hale strides in, and Vex Mesmers him into silence and to grab Dyson. Dyson frees Hale’s mouth so he can siren Vex, and Dyson runs to save Kenzi as Hale takes on Vex. Vex is no match for Hale.

Kenzi runs through the Collector’s collection hiding, but her powers are of no help. And she’s all out of Sprite juice. Hale plans to put an end to Vex over Kenzi. Kenzi is out of places to run when Dyson comes to the rescue. He spears the snake tail and gets away with the girl.

Trick catches up with Aoife. She’s happy to see her father.

The compass has cracked during the cat and mouse game, but the memory loss stays in place. Kenzi goes to align the needle to North, and Dyson stops her. He tells her he would give his life for him. Wondering if its as good as it gets, if they can make it better. But Kenzi knows that something is missing, that something isn’t right. She tells him that her heart hurts, and that when you’re in love you know. He agrees with her, that whatever happens they’re in it together. He sets the compass to North, and the memories return, and neither of them are okay as they remember Bo. Aoife and Trick remember too, and their happy reunion is cut short, as Aoife’s crazy takes over and she goes to spill Trick’s blood.

Kenzi and Dyson find Hale and Vex. Hale didn’t kill Vex, and he’s very happy that Kenzi didn’t get eaten by the snake. They all agree they have to find Bo, but they need to figure out who did the mind erase first. Dyson gets a call from Tamsin, and as the last person to see Bo alive, Dyson runs. Hale wants to talk, but with Bo missing Kenzi can’t. She runs off.

The box from the beginning opens and something oozes out.

Lauren is working in a diner as Amber when she remembers.

Bo awakens.

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