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Internet, brace yourself for the inevitable Cumberrobe fan art. |
Benedict Cumberbatch is on fire at the moment, with enough upcoming films to make your head spin. In
The Fifth Estate, Cumberbatch will be portraying Wiki-leaks founder, Julian Assange. In order to promote the film, a Q&A session on reddit was setup and as to be expected, The Cumber Collective/Cumbercookies/Cumberbabes unleashed a barrage of questions with the hopes of receiving their glorious Cumbermoment. Here is a compilation of all the questions answered by the man himself, Benelock CumberKhan.
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(In regards to the official photo, as displayed at the top of this article, for the Q&A) |
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Behold a double dose of British Bromance. |
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And what, pray tell, has your hand so preoccupied in that pocket of yours, Benedict Cheekybatch? |
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Benebill Cumberboard. Or perhaps Benedict CumberBored? *shoots wall* |
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Take note, future Cumber-interviewers, or The Cumber Collective just might descend upon you. |
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The number of survival theories on how Sherlock Holmes survived his Reichenbach Fall is enough to overwhelm paranoid conspiracy-theorists. |
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Following the success (and rabid internet consumption) of Tom Hiddleston's lesson on delayed gratification to Cookie Monster (#TomNomNom), will Benedict Cumberbatch be the next British talent to pay a visit to Sesame Street? |
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Whomever you wished to spend the rest of your life with... *covers ears as Tumblr screams, "I volunteer as tribute!"* |
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So, which filmmaker and/or studio is going to jump on this? This is easy money. *Cumber Collective whips out bills and makes it rain* |
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Short-term ambitions ~ hence his having eleven thousand films being released within the next year. |
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You could always pull a Johnny Depp and buy your own island to get away to. Don't forget your kindle. |
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So which members of the Cumber Collective will now pursue careers in U.S. customs? |
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It's enough for this restless warrior just to be with you |
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A profound insight into the Cumberpsyche. |
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But what we found out is that each one of us is... a detective, and a dragon, and a necromancer, a monster, and a genetically-altered super-human that is better in every way. |
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One would never wish to incur the wrath of Martin Sassman. |
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Dancerbatch yet again creates poetry with his eloquence. *counts down for the F-bomb that will inevitably follow* |
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Proof that Cumberfilms shall never fully replace Cumbertelly. |
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Be sure to check out Cumberbatch's latest appearance on The Graham Norton Show, where we get an insight as to Cumberbatch's fangirling first encounter with Harrison Ford. |
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So many Cumberpuns, so little time. |
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The Cumbermanners that have set many ovaries aflame. |
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Before asking what a yorkshire pudding dinner is, might I recommend Google? |
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Of course the answer has been clear, right from the start: Cumberwings. |
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Have any other Cumbercookies named their pets after a Cumbercharacter? Have you dressed them up in cosplay? Let's see those photos. |
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Cumberradio: for those who crave more than Tumblr audio clips. |
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The following is in response to this submitted fan art. |
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A reaction to fan art: Cumberbatch knows how to please his fanbase. |
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The Neutron Cream Maneuver has countless posts on Tumblr, for those that have yet to partake in the giggles. |
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Claiming this caption for personal fangirling as I am Japanese. Benedict, I am available to play tour guide/cross-cultural consultant. |
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Ted Danson is part of The Cumber Collective. Who says we're all womyn? |
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I don't recommend posting him liquor. He's already being haunted by J. Edgar Hoover after correctly stating that his fandom could take over a small country. |
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Has anyone showed him the multitude of Tumblr posts solely fixated on admiring and/or deciphering the colour of his eyes? |
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Oh no you don't, Cumberbatch. |
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Cumberbatch's performance as Assange has drawn praise from critics, yet his reaction to being told he nailed the accent by an Australian interviewer is the personification of true joy. |
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A Hiddles-song-of-the-day-like invasion of Youtube is occurring as we speak. |
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The time taken to compose this thoughtful dissertation caused some to wonder if Cumberbatch had finished the Q&A. |
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The first ever Cumbertweet. |
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Behold the reply that broke the Internet. |
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Or perhaps it was this one. |
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The Fifth Estate will be released in American cinemas on October 18, 2013 |
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