The Cabin In The Woods Review and New Clip: Split Up
You’ve seen the archetype scary movie before five friends go
to a remote cabin in the woods. Bad things happen. It’s a tried and true
formula, heck it’s one of the movie’s tag line, and this movie not only works
with what it has, it emulates the perfect horror movie.
If you think you know this story, think again. From fan favorites Joss Whedon and Drew Goddard comes The Cabin in the Woods, a mind blowing horror film that turns the genre inside out. Very few movies in recent years have lived up to the hype. This isn’t your normal slasher porn, it’s smart, it’s funny, it will shock you and it will all be done in a very brilliant way.
If you think you know this story, think again. From fan favorites Joss Whedon and Drew Goddard comes The Cabin in the Woods, a mind blowing horror film that turns the genre inside out. Very few movies in recent years have lived up to the hype. This isn’t your normal slasher porn, it’s smart, it’s funny, it will shock you and it will all be done in a very brilliant way.
Joss Whedon has been surprising people for years with his
clever writing, and Drew Goddard has been devising complicated twists that
shock and delight audiences, but together, the two masterminds have put
together a nearly flawless love letter to great horror movies, an intelligent
homage that not only delivers the gore, but keeps the audience guessing almost
to the very last minute.
Cabin In The Woods is really a story within a story. It opens with
the all knowing scientists, headed up by Sitterson (Richard Jenkins) and Hadley
(Bradley Whitford). Amy Acker is Lin, a chemist in a white coat, but she plays
a much smaller part than the other two. All of them are a part of a network of
programs worldwide. The other programs throughout the world have failed, and
theirs is the last hope. But hope for what? That’s one of the things you’ll
have to figure out.
Cut to the college kids, you have all the basics, Jules the
whore (Anna Hutchinson), Curt the alpha male jock (Chris Helmsworth), Dana the
virginal one (Kristen Connelly), Holden the Smart new guy (Jesse Williams), and
Marty the Stoner no one takes seriously but consistently hits the nail on the
head with his conspiracy theories (Fran Kranz). They’re headed up to a cousin’s
new cabin, and away we begin.
I need to pause here for a moment, before I go on to note
the awesomeness of Marty’s bong. I don’t smoke pot, but the thing is absolutely
amazing and genius. Seriously, its like a three foot bong that collapses into a
normal looking stainless steel travel mug. It almost makes me wish I smoked pot
just so I could own one.
Okay back to the story. Enter the creepy gas station, and
even creepier dirty Mordcai. Where do these gas stations exist? Seriously I
need a map of gas stations to avoid, because hillybilly hell is one of my worst
nightmares, that and clowns and sometimes unicorns. But he’s straight eerie and dirty and something you’d see in Texas
Chainsaw Massacre. Between the tobacco spitting and animals in jars, I was
fairly grossed out, but in classic horror movie style the kids don’t heed the
warnings, and off they go to the cabin.
As they arrive there, it’s all as it should be, , the lake
is beautiful, the cabin slightly Evil Dead looking, but nothing overly ominous right up until the sun goes down and then the
show really begins. I’m not going to ruin the twists and turns of the story,
but there’s much more that’s going on than meets the eye. And while much is
rigged to get the desired results, not even the best contingency plan can cover
every scenario, but like every good scary movie there are rules, and they must be abided by.
The Cabin in the Woods
really knows how to set a scene, injecting the right amount of humor without
being too campy, gore without being ridiculous, and plot devices without being
too hard to follow. For those disappointed with most horror movies, figuring
out the end game long before the final act,
The Cabin in the Woods will
delightfully surprise you. And if you’re like me, and really hate to be teased
by the big bads who barely make a cameo, don’t fear you get to see enough
freaks in action to satisfy your wicked soul.
The Cabin In The Woods
is Rated R for strong bloody horror violence and gore, language, drug use and
some sexuality/nudity. It opens April 13, 2012.
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It's funny and witty at times, and it has some decent jolts here and there. It's also pretty clear from The Cabin in the Woods that co-writers Joss Whedon and Drew Goddard love horror movies almost as much as they are annoyed by them, and the fun they had making this film comes out onto its audience. Good review Sue.
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