Game of Thrones Recap: Blackwater
War is finally upon us. Stannis’ fleet sails to King’s Landing,
but it’s a rough journey. The tide is against them, though the wind is with
them. Davos seems less than enthusiastic about this war, though his son has
full faith. Davos tells him that the walls have never been breached, but his
son doesn’t sway in his faith.
Tyrion spends his final hours before the war in bed with
Shae. She fiercely vows to protect him, but he doesn’t wish her to. He’s stuck
in this war no matter the outcome, but Shae will not be persuaded. She
makes tender love to him, like it’s their last day.
The Maester speaks with Cersei, but she hurries him to his
point. He gives her some Nightshade, a calming potion, that can easily turn
deadly. She takes it from him, and sends him away.
The men of King’s Landing feast. Bronn indulges in song and
whores. The Hound enters, and he’s just as chipper as usual. The Hound seems
more merry than normal. He tells Bronn that “killing is the thing you love,
just like me, only smaller.” And just as things are about to turn bad between
the men, the bells of war sound.
Tyrion gets into his armor, and Varys questions his trust in
the boy who is assisting before he shows him a detailed map. Varys gives him
news on Stannis and his taking up with the Red Priestess. Varys has seen too
much, and he believes what Tyrion does not. He thinks that Stannis taking the
throne would be the worse thing possible, and that the only person that can
stop him is Tyrion.
With their imminent arrival known, Stannis’ men begin to
drum, and speed up their arrival.
Tyrion and Bronn discuss their friendship, and he spots
Sansa and Shae. Sansa hasn’t gone to safety yet because Joffery has asked for
Sansa to see him off. Joffery shows Sansa his new sword hearteater. They spar
with words, and Sansa’s distaste for him is ever at the surface. Shae tells her
that many of the men will not come back, but Sansa knows that the worse always
survive.
Joffery tries to flex his power stupidly, as if he flexes it
any other way, and Tyrion again put the boy in his place.
Cersei gathers with the other women. Sansa wonders why
Cersei wishes her there, if she hates her. Shae tells Sansa that she’s likely
jealous, when Cersei calls to her. Cersei offers her a glass of wine, but Sansa
tries to refuse it. Cersei gets news of
the first betrayal, and Cersei gives swift orders to have their heads mounted
to instill fear upon the common folk.
Stannis’ archers get in place. Tyrion’s men hold fast, and
Joffery wonders where the rest of his ships are. Stannis’ nmen wonder the same.
The ship looks to be empty. The Alchemist passes a flame to Tyrion, and Davos
sees the wildfire. A single archer shoots his arrow, and ignites the wildfire.
Boom, the fleet is ingulfed him flame, and everything is a light all bewitching
green. The men at King’s Landing watch the sailors burn in shock, only the Alchemist
smiles at the destruction. Stannis orders his remaining ships forward intent on
winning.
Cersei calls Sansa over again. She’s quite peckish. She asks
her what she’s doing. Sansa tells her that she is praying, praying that
everyone will be okay. Cersei calls her foolish and stupid, and tries again to
make her drink wine. She forces the girl to drink. She tells Sansa that she
wishes she were borne a man, the waiting does not sit well on her. She tells
her that women have more weapons that just tears, and that if the city falls
the men will ravage them.
Joffery nearly wets himself seeing that the remaining men
are still coming. His craven colors are showing, but Tyrion, gives his
commands, and plans to slaughter all who approach. The men of King’s Landing
rain arrows upon Stannis’ men, and still they come. The Hound leads his men out
for some hand to hand. Lancel takes an arrow to the chest.
Cersei talks about her childhood, how she and Jaime looked
so much alike as children, she could not understand why she was treated differently.
Jaime got to become a knight, and she was sold off to Robert. Sansa tells her
that she was a Queen, but sold she was all the same Cersei says. Cersei spots
Shae and begins to grill her when Lancel comes in with news. Cersei tells him
to bring Joffery back. Finally she reveal why her bodyguard is really there to
Sansa, “Stannis may take the city, he may take the throne but he will not take
us alive.”
The fighting intensifies around the Hound. And as he stares
into the flames, he’s forced to fall back into the keep. Tyrion wishes for the
Hound to go back out, but the Hound refuses, he’s lost half his men. Joffery
throws a little tantrum, and Tyrion points out that they will lose the city if
he does not fight. But the Hound has a very Fuck everything attitude.
Stannis’s men begin to ram the gate. Lancel comes to collect
Joffery, and Tyrion bids him to stay. If he will not fight for his kingdom, why
should his men. But Joffery is a craven to his core, and he sends his men out
to die in his place as he runs to his mother. Tyrion sees what he must do, he
will lead the attack against Stannis. His men begin to draw away, but Tyrion is
ready for a plan. He tells them quite a pep talk. There is no reason to fight
for kings, kingdoms or riches, only what is already theirs. The men rally, and
follow Tyrion. Lancel gives bad news, and Lancel wishes to escort Joffery back
to the castle. Cersei strikes him, and the women go into a panic. Sansa
immediately calms the women, and Shae hurries her away, telling her that
Stannis will not hurt her.
Sansa finds the doll that her father once gave her, and the
Hound lurking in the dark. He tells her that he is going some place that isn’t
burning, and offers to keep her safe and return her home. She tells him that
she’ll be safe here, that Stannis won’t hurt her. The Hound tries to talk sense
into her, and tells her that she’s surrounded by killers. She knows he will not
hurt her, and he agrees, leaving her.
Tyrion and his men take the field, and annihilate the enemy,
or so they think, until the second string come charging in. Tyrion is injured
in the battle.
Cersei tells Tommen a story on the Iron Throne, a tale of good
lions and evil stags and wolves. The battle rages on outside. As her story goes
on, she toys with the Nightshade, giving it to him. But before Tommen can drink
it, a slew of men arrive. Tyrion lays upon the battlefield. Tywinn has arrived,
and she drops the Nightshade. The battle is over, they have won.
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