American Horror Story- The Coven Recap: Boy Parts

In the bayou, some cajuns trap alligators for skinning, and return back to fins a girl in their camp. Looks like Misty, the necromancer has returned, and shes not such a sweet girl anymore. I guess death will do that to you. She turns the gator corpses against their killers, bringing them back, and they take care of the poachers.

Madison still holds a grudge against the frat boys, even Zoe's Kyle who was innocent. Cordelia wakes Fiona, and insists she come down for a house rules initiation. But Fiona has a guest to attend to first. Madame LaLaurie refuses to spill her secrets to life.

Detroit 2012. Queenie works fast food, and when a customer pushes her too far, she uses her little voodoo doll gifts and burns his arm. That little incident got her sent to this school. Some detectives show up to question Zoe and Madison about the Frat Bus incident. After a few questions, Zoe loses it and confesses everything. Cordelia tries to reign it in, claiming that Zoe had a mental break, but they don't believe her. Fiona is forced to come in and cover their tracks. Fiona mind fucks the cops into submission, and then comes to discipline the girls. She instills in them that witches are superior to everyone else, and that the only person to fear is her.

Zoe and Madison do a little B&E in the county Morgue's office. Madison plans on paying Zoe back for trying to help her with a little resurrection spell to bring back Kyle. Madison unzips Kyle's pieces, and seeing all the pieces decide to play Dr. Frankenstein with the best parts.

Cordelia has her oven checked out, but it isn't ready for bun. A year's worth of trying, and the fertility drugs aren't working. Her husband is willing to try it,  but he wants her to use her power. She isn't ready for that type of magic yet.

Fiona tempts Madame LaLaurie with some fried chicken, and LaLaurie discovers just how long shes been in the ground, 180 years. That day she was poisoned, she awoke later that night, to see her slaves had rebelled, her daughters hung, and herself cursed with immortality. They entombed her forever more, or so they hoped in an unmarked grave.

The girls assemble their perfect boy. Madison gets the spell together, and the girls scream as the ritual starts. Madison performs the spell with Zoe's blood, marriaging  her to the ritual. With the spell complete, nothing happens. Madison bounces, her part done, she goes outside for a smoke. Zoe sticks around to say goodbye. Company comes, and Madison splits, leaving Zoe. Misty walks in the woods somewhere. The Coroner comes in and sees what the girls have done, but while he's distracted a new and improved Kyle takes him down. Misty finds the morgue.

Fiona gets her hair done, and she finds just the witch she was looking for.

Nan hears voices and they won't leave her alone. Queenie worries about her. Nan goes to quiet the source of all the noise. Nan frees Madame LaLaurie just to shut up all her thinking. Queenie tries to get to the bottom of the very stinky LaLaurie, and she ends up getting hit over the head.

Fiona and Marie Laveau have a little debate about where their power come from. And finally it comes down to what Fiona is searching for, but Fiona is willing to play hardball. When Marie has had enough of Fiona, she goes to have her thrown out, but Fiona is a step ahead of her, and burns the wigs in the shop. Fiona will get what she wants its just a matter of time.

Cordelia turns to magic to get what she wants. And her husband willingly participates in her weird and disturbing fertility spell.

Zoe makes off with her FrankenKyle. She explains to her what happened to him, as he adjusts to this new life, and they find they have a little stowaway. Misty was drawn to her spell. Misty takes Kyle and Zoe to her gator shack, and rubs healing bayou mud on Kyle. It healed her after her horrendous burning, she says. Misty was pulled to Zoe's magic, and she wants them to help each other, to teach each other. Zoe can't stay, though, so Misty will keep Kyle and heal him.

Marie unleashes her Minotaur spilling the news of LaLaurie's return. LaLaurie is disgusted with the world around her, but Fiona isn't a sympathetic ear. She thinks LaLaurie deserved everything that happened to her because of her cruelty, and LaLaurie make no apologies for her past. She only regrets the death of her daughters. Although a cruel woman she was never a witch, and she hopes that Fiona will kill her. For now they unite, and head home.