Warner Bros. Home Entertainment and WonderCon will offer fans the first opportunity witness the animated clash between veteran super heroes and their youthful counterparts when "Justice League vs. Teen Titans," the latest DC Universe Original Movie, has its World Premiere at WonderCon during the March 25-27 weekend at the Los Angeles Convention Center.

"Justice League vs. Teen Titans" welcomes the Teen Titans to the ever-expanding canon of classic DC Comics characters within the DC Universe Original Movies. When Damian’s over-aggressive tendencies almost destroy a Justice League mission, he is sent to learn teamwork by training alongside the Teen Titans. However, adjusting Damian’s attitude turns out to be the least of the Teen Titans’ troubles as Raven’s satanic, world-conquering father Trigon begins an escape from his inter-dimensional prison. To complete his return, Trigon must have Raven’s assistance – and to accomplish his goal, he spreads his demonic forces across the globe, infiltrating the minds and bodies of the Justice League to do his bidding. To save the universe and prevent a literal hell on Earth, the Teen Titans must rescue – or defeat – the Justice League, and intern Trigon for all eternity.

The voice cast for Justice League vs. Teen Titans includes several actors reprising their recent Justice League roles – Jason O’Mara (Complications, Terra Nova) as Batman, Jerry O’Connell (Crossing Jordan, Stand By Me) as Superman, Rosario Dawson (Sin City, Rent) as Wonder Woman, Shemar Moore (Criminal Minds) as Cyborg and Christopher Gorham (Covert Affairs, Ugly Betty) as Flash. Sean Maher (Firefly/Serenity, Batman: Bad Blood) also returns as Nightwing, as does Stuart Allan (Batman vs. Robin) as Robin/Damian. Making their Teen Titans voiceover debuts are Taissa Farmiga (American Horror Story, Wicked City) as Raven, Jake T. Austin (Wizards of Waverly Place, The Fosters) as Blue Beetle, Brandon Soo Hoo (Tropic Thunder, From Dusk Til Dawn: The Series) as Beast Boy and Kari Wahlgren (Phineas and Ferb, Legion of Superheroes) as Starfire. Jon Bernthal (The Walking Dead, Daredevil) takes the villainous center stage as Trigon.

Produced by Warner Bros. Animation and DC Entertainment, Justice League vs. Teen Titans is directed by Sam Liu from a screenplay by Bryan Q. Miller and Alan Burnett based on a story by Miller. James Tucker is Supervising Producer. Burnett is also co-Producer. Sam Register is Executive Producer.

Produced by Warner Bros. Animation and DC Entertainment, the film will be available from Warner Bros. Home Entertainment on March 29, 2016 via Digital HD, and April 12, 2016 on Blu-Ray™ Deluxe Edition, Blu-Ray™ Combo Pack and DVD.

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HEROES AGAINST HEROES IN

JUSTICE LEAGUE vs. TEEN TITANS

ON BLU-RAY^TM, DVD & DIGITAL HD APRIL 12, 2016

Teen Titans Join the Canon of Super Heroes within the DC Universe Original Movies;

Blu-ray™ Deluxe Edition, Blu-Ray™ Combo Pack Include Exclusive Robin Figurine

Burbank, CA (January 29, 2016) – The demonic forces of Trigon infiltrate the minds and bodies of the Justice League, turning the veteran super heroes against their youthful counterparts in the all-new DC Universe Original Movie, Justice League vs. Teen Titans. Produced by Warner Bros. Animation and DC Entertainment, the film will be available from Warner Bros. Home Entertainment on April 12, 2016 on Blu-Ray™ Deluxe Edition, Blu-Ray™ Combo Pack and DVD. Order due date is March 8, 2016.

Justice League vs. Teen Titans will be available on Blu-ray^TM Deluxe Edition for $29.96 SRP, Blu-ray^TM Combo Pack for $24.98 SRP, and DVD for $19.98 SRP.  The Blu-ray^TM Combo Pack includes a digital version of the movie on Digital HD with UltraViolet. The Blu-ray™ Deluxe Edition will include all components of the Blu-Ray™ Combo Pack, along with an exclusive Robin figurine in a numbered, limited edition gift set. Fans can also own Justice League vs. Teen Titans in Digital HD on March 29, 2016 via purchase from digital retailers.

Justice League vs. Teen Titans welcomes the Teen Titans to the ever-expanding canon of classic DC Comics characters within the DC Universe Original Movies. When Damian’s over-aggressive tendencies almost destroy a Justice League mission, he is sent to learn teamwork by training alongside the Teen Titans. However, adjusting Damian’s attitude turns out to be the least of the Teen Titans’ troubles as Raven’s satanic, world-conquering father Trigon begins an escape from his inter-dimensional prison. To complete his return, Trigon must have Raven’s assistance – and to accomplish his goal, he spreads his demonic forces across the globe, infiltrating the minds and bodies of the Justice League to do his bidding. To save the universe and prevent a literal hell on Earth, the Teen Titans must rescue – or defeat – the Justice League, and intern Trigon for all eternity.

The voice cast for Justice League vs. Teen Titans includes several actors reprising their recent Justice League roles – Jason O’Mara (Complications, Terra Nova) as Batman, Jerry O’Connell (Crossing Jordan, Stand By Me) as Superman, Rosario Dawson (Sin City, Rent) as Wonder Woman, Shemar Moore (Criminal Minds) as Cyborg and Christopher Gorham (Covert Affairs, Ugly Betty) as Flash. Sean Maher (Firefly/Serenity, Batman: Bad Blood) also returns as Nightwing, as does Stuart Allan (Batman vs. Robin) as Robin/Damian. Making their Teen Titans voiceover debuts are Taissa Farmiga (American Horror Story, Wicked City) as Raven, Jake T. Austin (Wizards of Waverly Place, The Fosters) as Blue Beetle, Brandon Soo Hoo (Tropic Thunder, From Dusk Til Dawn: The Series) as Beast Boy and Kari Wahlgren (Phineas and Ferb, Legion of Superheroes) as Starfire. Jon Bernthal (The Walking Dead, Daredevil) takes the villainous center stage as Trigon.

Produced by Warner Bros. Animation and DC Entertainment, Justice League vs. Teen Titans is directed by Sam Liu from a screenplay by Bryan Q. Miller and Alan Burnett based on a story by Miller. James Tucker is Supervising Producer. Burnett is also co-Producer. Sam Register is Executive Producer.

“Warner Bros. Home Entertainment is thrilled to bring the Teen Titans into the fold of amazing characters within the DC Universe Original Movies,” said Mary Ellen Thomas, WBHE Vice President, TV Family, Animation Marketing. “This all-new film provides the Teen Titans with the perfect stage – alongside and against the Justice League – for a thrilling adventure that fans will truly enjoy.”

Justice League vs. Teen Titans – Enhanced Content

DVD

·      An exclusive sneak peek at the next DC Universe Original Movie.

Blu-ray™ Combo Pack

·      An exclusive sneak peek at the next DC Universe Original Movie.

·      Featurette – “Growing Up Titan” – The Teen Titans have fascinated readers for over 50 years due in part to their stories of valor, as well as earning empathy with comic book readers during their own trials growing up into adulthood.  This documentary spotlights the importance of young voices in the DC Comics mythology, giving generations of readers a team of heroes that mirror their own life experiences.  

·      Featurette – “Heroes and Villains - Raven” – She is the daughter of one of DC Comics’ greatest villains, the demon Trigon.  Raven is a powerful telepath who uses her soul-self as a means for astral projection.  She is integral to the Teen Titans.  This documentary is her story.

·      Featurette – “Heroes and Villains – Trigon – The most fearsome and evil opponent the Teen Titans have encountered is this inter-dimensional demon.  Trigon uses his immortality to shape worlds and exact his control.   This documentary introduces the character and how he raises the stakes for the Teen Titans.

·      From the DC Comics Vault – Two Classic Episodes of DC Comics cartoons

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Warner Bros. Animation (WBA) is one of the leading producers of animation in the entertainment industry, producing and developing projects for multiple platforms, both domestically and internationally. WBA’s TV series include Be Cool Scooby-Doo!, Teen Titans Go!, The Tom and Jerry Show and Wabbit – A Looney Tunes Production for Cartoon Network, the upcoming Bunnicula for Boomerang, Mike Tyson Mysteries for Adult Swim and the forthcoming Green Eggs and Ham for Netflix. As the home of the iconic animated characters from the DC Comics, Hanna-Barbera, MGM and Looney Tunes libraries, WBA also produces highly successful animated films — including the DC Universe Original Movies — for DVD. One of the most-honored animation studios in history, WBA has won six Academy Awards®, 35 Emmy® Awards, the George Foster Peabody Award, an Environmental Media Award, a Parents’ Choice Award, the HUMANITAS Prize, two Prism Awards and 20 Annie Awards (honoring excellence in animation).

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The final American Horror Story of the season opens with a Stevie Nicks music video for her song “Seven Wonders” as all the girls work on mastering their skills for their upcoming tests. All of the girls seem to be excelling, so who’s going to come out on top? My guess,is none of them.  Stevie wishes them all good luck and walks out the door. Four enter the arena, one will leave.

Mytle feed the girls as a sort of last meal. The Supreme’s final job is to appoint her successor, but Fiona skirted many of her duties, including this one. Never in the history of the coven have they ever had to test so many girls, but since Fiona instead tried to murder her successor, the girls get to prove themselves.

They start with Telekinesis, and although the Misty struggles at first, the all pass with flying colors. Next is puppet mastery. Misty makes Queenie slap herself around, and Queenie gets back at her with a little hair pulling. Madison uses Kyle as a toy to not only kiss her, but lick her boots, and Zoe also uses him as a puppet. The next is to astral project, Queenie should have an advantage she just did this last week with Papa Legba. Queenie sees her hell with chicken again and returns quickly. Madison comes back next with a bit part in the Sound of Music. Zoe has a break up loop. The only one to not return is Misty, stuck in grade school dissecting the poor frog she just brought back to life in a unending loop.

Misty doesn’t make it back by sunrise. Cordelia wants to help her, but Myrtle tells her that she has to make it back on her own. I knew the swamp witch wasn’t the supreme. Her time expires and she turns to ashes in Cordelia’s arms.

And then there were three. Cordelia wants a moment of silence, but Madison wants to hurry things along, but even Zoe agrees with her. The next task is Transmutation. The girls play a little game of tag, teleporting all over the place. Cordelia asks for caution, but none of the girls listen, and Zoe ends up skewering herself. Queenie tries to breathe life into Zoe, but cannot. Kyle is a wreck. Cordelia tells Madison to bring Zoe back taunting her, but Madison refuses unless she’s crowned Supreme. Cordelia plans to put Zoe back in the game when she’s back, but that’s not a stipulation Madison will allow. She smashes a fly in her hand, and brings it back, proving she did have the power.

Cordelia wonders how the coven has crumbled so much under her care, and how Madison would be an awful Supreme. Kyle mourns over Zoe. Cordelia sees that it was Madison this whole time and that Fiona saw it. But Myrtle finally sees that it was Cordelia this whole time, and tells her that she needs to perform the seven wonders.

Madison thingks its all a ploy to get her to fisinh the seven wonders, but its more than that. Cordelia lights her candle, makes Queenie dance,  and lifts the piano with no effort. She goes to astral project, I wonder what her hell is. Her mother? She returns home after experiencing trying to get her mothers approval. That was a pretty weak hell. She also passes transmutation. Madison joins the competition. Cordelia divines the location of her object quickly, but Madison at first refuses to do the task. She eventually does, threatening to take down the coven with the media. She goes to pack and leave, but Kyle finds her first and he’s not happy that she let Zoe die. He strangles her, knowing what she condemned Zoe to. She pleads with him, that she did it for them because she loves him, but he tells her that she’s not that good of an actress and moves to finish the job, all the while Cordelia is working to revive Zoe. She revives Zoe, but collapses. Kyle looks over Madison’s corpse, and Spaulding is checking out his new toy.

When Cordelia awakens she has her eyes back. She is truly the Supreme. I’m kinda disappointed. She opens up her house to an interview to talk about witches. Well, that’s one way to get new students in her school. Cordelia promises any girl who thinks she’s a witch a place to call home.

The applications come pouring in and Cordelia can’t be happier, but Myrtle tells her that now is the time a hard decision must be made, one to get the council on her side immediately. She has to burn Myrtle at the stake for her crimes against the other witches, the ones she de-eyed with a melon baller. Cordelia doesn’t want to put to death the only woman who has ever been a mother to her, but Myrtle wants her life to be given for something. Cordelia finally agrees.

In high style Myrtle leads the pack in red, the other witches in their usual black. Cordelia sentences her to death, and Myrtle says how proud she is of Cordelia before she gets torched.

Girls line up down the block all in their best black. Cordelia gives Queenie and Zoe a little pep talk, and she tells them that she wants them at her side as counsel in this new age of a more powerful coven. There’s one last thing she needs to do before she opens her doors to the new girls, deal with her mother.

Her mother didn’t actually die. She drugged the Ax Man and made him think that he killed her. She needed to know who the rising Supreme was, and the easiest way to do that was to force Cordelia’s hand with the testing, by making her think she was dead. It worked perfectly, but she never thought it would be Cordelia. She wants Cordelia to kill her to claim her rightful position. Cordelia embraces her powerless mother, but she tells her that she has to do it alone. Cordelia won’t kill her. Fiona lets it all go, and dies in Cordelia’s arms. Fiona awakens in the Ax man’s home as she promised to go, and she is not happy to learn that she died, and will be with him at the country house for all eternity. He’s done playing nice, when she slaps him, he slaps her back. He tries to get her to enjoy the fresh air, but she everything about the house upsets her. She’s stuck there with the Ax Man for all eternity. Papa Legba gets the last laugh.

Cordelia opens the door to a plethora of new girls. The house is once again full, and its not longer just surviving, but now thriving.

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Some Creepy old Salem video on the successful passing of the seven wonders. The girl flies through all the acts, demonstrating her competence until the final one that kills her. I can’t wait to see our favorite witches perform the acts. Fiona talks to Queenie about it. Queenie thinks its all a scheme to expose the next supreme so she can kill her. She asks Fiona where Laveau is, but she doesn’t know exactly, assuming she’s off with Papa Legba. Fiona tells her that she will perform the seven wonders or die trying.

Cordelia, blind again, goes to speak to Madison about Misty. Cordelia worries that her second sight has not returned. Madison continues to manifest powers, but Cordelia warns her that witches powers tend to spike in times of need. Worried that Cordelia will see the truth, she avoids her touch, but when Cordelia questions her guilt, Madison allows her to touch her. Cordelia sees nothing.

Queenie continues to look for Laveau, but she finds nothing. She casts a spell to help her, and she finds herself the worst time of her life, but Papa Legba is there. She asks about Marie Laveau. He tells her her time is limited, she has to make it back, and she does. She wants answers after she’s shown her worth. Delphine continues to torture her. Queenie wants Laveau taken out of the equation, and proves she’s a crafty witch. Delphine takes on the role of tour guide, trying to change the opinion of her good name. Queenie pays Delphine a visit. Delphine actually believes that she’s a good person, and unworthy of the murderous title. She corrects the tour guide’s inaccuracies before wacking her over the head. Queenie offers her a second chance, to help the people she brutalized, but Delphine laughs. She refuses to be publically humiliated to right her wrongs, because its shallow and beneath her. She’s not sorry for what she’s done. Queenie was her weakness, but the world is harsh, and she will not be soft. Queenie goes with plan two, and stabs Delphine, to send her straight to hell.

Fiona sits for her Supreme portrait when she gets a sudden nose bled. Her cancer is getting worse, and when she sees her face in a reflection she wonders what she is doing here. Cordelia finds Fiona in her room, and she’s not pleased to hear that Queenie plans to do the seven wonders. Fiona cannot believe what Cordelia has done to herself, and tells her that the power is inside of her still. No one could take it away from her. She bestows something more on Cordelia, her mother’s necklace. She prepares to say goodbye, and when she places the necklace on her, Cordelia sees the future, where all of the girls are dead in one manner or another, even herself and Fiona is the only one left. Cordelia doesn’t give a clue as to what she saw.

Cordelia goes to see the Axeman. She warns him off on loving Fiona. Fiona only loves herself. She does confess to him that Fiona is going to kill all of the witches in the house. She also tells him that Fiona isn’t going to run away with him, that she plans to leave without him. Fiona hopes to regain her powers and then leave them all behind. The Axeman is brokenhearted by the news, and Cordelia tells him that’s what it feels like to get close to Fiona.

Cordelia tries to tap in further into her powers. She uses Misty’s belongings to locate her. She has Queenie help her to free Misty from the concrete tomb. Misty isn’t breathing, but Queenie breathes life into her. Oooh Madison is gonna be in trouble. Madison is at home, Myrtle tells Madison what Cordelia is up to. Zoe returns home with Kyle in tow, much to Myrtle’s dismay. They made it to Florida, enjoying their time in the sun, until a homeless man makes Kyle lose it and murder him. Zoe came back, bit because of Kyle, but because there’s no escaping what she is. Zoe revived the homeless man before leaving, and just tossed herself into the Supreme race. Misty returns home, and gives Madison quite the beatdown. Neither uses magic against eachother, but Kyle stops them from fighting when the Axeman returns to kill them all. He messed with the wrong witches. They take him down quickly before realizing that he’s covered in blood, Fiona’s blood.

Fiona went to visit the Axeman. He tells her that Cordelia paid him a visit. And he struggles with the level of betrayal she’s served him. She tries to play that Cordelia was lying, until she sees her flight printout in his hand. She confesses everything to him, he was nothing more than a distraction for her. If she kills the rising supreme, she’ll have 30 more years before the next one. He tries to prove to her that she loved him, but she proves that she felt anything but love for him, he was nothing more than a means to an ends. He hacked her up and fed her to the gators. Queenie wants to kill him, but Myrtle says that he did the coven a favor. Kyle steps in to kill him, but the girls all want their turn making him a pin cushion.

Delphine is locked in her own personal hell in her attic, which turns out to be her family hell. Her daughters are there too, and Laveau too. When she asks that one of her thirsty daughters gets a drink, Laveau slits her throat and feeds her the blood. This torture is too much for Delphine, as she has to watch her daughter’s tortured. Laveau awakens in midtorture. She refuses to hurt the girl, as she’s an innocent. Papa Legba sentences her to spend all eterenity in his hell. Laveau tells him that she cannot die, that they have a contract, but he tells her she can no longer perform her duties, and now its time to pay up. He reheats the brand, and sends her back to work. The girls hang the painting of Fiona, and they all speak shallow words of Fiona’s greatness. Cordelia cuts the crap, Fiona was a horrible supreme. She deems that since they must crown a new supreme, they will all be tested. 

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Past, Lalaurie arrives in New Orleans. As normal, she talks down to her slaves, and feels displeasure by everyone around her. Bouquita isn’t use to killing her meals, and in their finery Lalaurie separates the chicken from its head. As the blood spills over her hands, she relishes in its feel. She finds one of her slaves injured, and is fascinated by his blood. Her daughter asks if she should find the doctor, but Lalaurie has other plans. She gives him a rag to stop the bleeding as a distraction as she knocks him out. After torturing him, and spilling all sorts of blood, she finally sees the potential New Orleans has to offer.

The witches gather for Nan’s funeral. Myrtle wishes that Misty was there to bring Nan back. Queenie is back, and she’s not happy. She comes with Lalaurie in tow. Cordelia is just glad that Queenie is safe, but Fiona knows that they’re not safe at all, and leads everyone back hpme.

The Delphi Trust cover Hanks ties with them. Harrison Reynard isn’t happy that his son will not be remembered, but for now he knows that he needs the witches to set their company right, and then they’ll make them pay.

Fiona and Laveau plot against the Delphi Trust. Madison is her usual charming self non flushing of commodes, and Myrtle loses her shit over some soup. Lalaurie muses how she has fallen far in life as she tends to the witches. Fiona is getting weaker. Cordelia tries to regain her powers. And Lalaurie realizes what’s missing in her life, blood. The gardner comes with a cut hand, and Lalaurie  tends to him, tying him up, and clipping off his toes. She is really one twisted lady.

Zoe casts a spell where Nan died to see who killed her, while Kyle watches and she sees everything. Madison walks in on them, but she doesn’t care about Nan. She’s unhappy that Zoe has fallen in love with Kyle, and when he spurns her affections she throws a fit, letting her powers flare. Kyle has fallen in love with Zoe too. Myrtle comes to see what all the fuss is about, and Madison tells her she plans to bring the witches out of the shadows. Crotchless panties for everyone! And she leaves Kyle with a threat, she’s gonna pull him apart when she’s Supreme.

Fiona enjoys another dresses after another romp with the Axeman, while he plays for her. He makes summer plans, plans for their future. She can’t imagine herself on a farm though. But he wants to make her happy, and knows they need to kill the rising Supreme first and foremost. Fiona agrees to his deal.

Lalaurie bloodies up the gardner real good, when Spaulding appears to her. He appreciates her artistry. He wants to see her life with purpose again, and she sees the mess she’s made. He offers her release. Laveau is close at hand, and if she were to die she would be free. She asks why he cares, and he tells her that his loyalties lie to the coven, and even though Fiona may be under her spell, he knows she is poison. He tells her he can provide Lalaurie with the means to kill Laveau, but she has to retrieve something for him first.

Cordelia finds Queenie clearing out her closet. Although Cordelia is happy to see her back, Queenie doesn’t return the sentiment. She’s upset over every precievable wrong against her. Queenie too has picked up some new powers she tells Cordelia as she reveals how she killed Hank. She throws Cordelia out of her room, telling her maybe its time to let someone else lead the coven.

Cordelia goes back to her plants, trying to regain her second sight. She rubs the juice of the plants around her eyes, and then stabs out her own eyes. Oh my gosh, I really hope that helps her to regain her gifts otherwise that was such a waste!

Fiona heads to her daughter’s side but finds Myrtle in her path. She tells her that she took her eyes to protect the coven. Fiona claims that the only threat is from the outside and that she will handle them, but Myrtle knows different, she sees through the lies and is disappointed that she’s not crafting better ones. Fiona decides not to see her daughter afterall.

Lalaurie gets Spaulding the item he asked for a vintage doll. She finds his appetites for dolls unsavory and I have to agree with her. His rooms creeps me the hell out. Spaulding gives LaLaurie what she needs to disable Laveau, Benedryl. Oooh, someone has been played.

Myrtle gives Zoe a very special, very expensive necklace. She tells her to hock it in case of emergency. She tells her to take Kyle and leave the coven, but Zoe has no such plans. Myrtle had a love like hers before, but she lost hers. She tells Zoe that if she stays she will die. But Zoe is committed to the coven, even after Myrtle reminds her that she burned for her commitment, and that if she is the next Supreme its all the more reason to leave. She slaps some sense into the girl.

Fiona and Laveau arrive to meet with the Delphi Trust. The men ask if the ladies would like to search them, but neither show the least bit of fear. They have the upper hand and they know it. The Delphi Trust offer a hundred year peace treaty with the witches, but Fiona is playing hard ball asking for luxuries as  they’re locked in. Fiona turns down the offer, and the Axeman kills all of the members except Harrison. He applauds her coup. He tells her that killing them won’t put an end to the war, and she puts an end to Harrison herself. Back home, Fiona and Laveau celebrate, but Fiona leaves to celebrate with her man. Laveau has had a little too much to drink, and Lalaurie drives a knife through her. With Spaulding’s drugs in her system, she gives chase before passing out. Spaulding tells her that Laveau isn’t dead, she can’t die, but that she should bury her where she can’t dig her way out. With Laveau gone, he takes her pilfered baby as his new baby doll.

Zoe tries to pack up Kyle, but he’s stalling. He’s afraid that he’ll hurt Zoe or someone else. Zoe tells him that she’s not scared of him, and urges him to get ready to leave. The two of them make a break for it, and make their bus. That bus is so getting flipped when Madison realizes they’re getting away.

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Marie Laveau gets comfort from Fiona. Her kindness has finally touched her soul, which after 300 years surprises her. The women have a lot to talk about, but not tonight. Fiona leaves her. In the dark a man appears, her master, Papa Legba, calls. Its time to pay the piper, he wants his payment, no matter how hard her day has been. He asks why she’s come to the white witches home, and she tells him that she’s looking for a lasting truce. He still doesn’t let her off the hook for what’s owed to him. Laveau heads to a nursery and steals a baby. Some police try to stop her, but she warns them not to mess with her, they don’t heed her warnings and she uses some crazy power against them, forcing them to turn their guns on each other.

Hank hits the news. Cordelia blames herself for Hank’s actions. Laveau tells her that this isn’t over, that Hank was a witch hunter. She paints an unflattering picture of him. She tells them that she hired him, but he did try to protect them from her. Fiona slaps her for her stupidity, and explains to both of them that witch hunters don’t work alone, they come from a long lineage that hunts both black and white witches.

Misty spins around, dancing in the mirror. She doesn’t trust Fiona one bit, and she shouldn’t. She tells Fiona that she has a plan to bring herself back if she tries to kill her. Fiona tells her that she’s the only one worth her magic, that one day she will rule the world. Misty is taken in by her words, and Fiona introduces Misty to her friend, who just happens to be Misty’s hero Stevie Nicks. Misty faints upon meeting her, which is just what Fiona expected.

Madison, Nan and Zoe are looking for Queenie. Nan and Zoe think she’s dead, Madison thinks shes stuffing herself somewhere.

Stevie sings an offkey version of one of her songs. The girls listen, and Fiona tells Madison that she isn’t the next supreme, but Madison isn’t giving up. Madison asks about the seven wonders, but Fiona is sure she will pass. Misty delights over Stevie, worried about her shawl spinning. Stevie gives Misty her own shawl, and wishes her good luck in her tests.

Madison isn’t happy about the lack of attention on her. Nan tells the girls that she could be the next supreme that her powers are growing, and uses a delightful little display on Madison to prove it. Zoe points out that Madison’s heart murmur knocks her out of the running for supreme, but the little trip to the afterlife fixed that problem.

Cordelia discovers her father in law, head of the Delphi Trust. Hank had no real customers, just a closet of lies. His name really was Henry Reynard, and their corporate headquarters are just a hop skip and jump away. Fiona plans a strategy to cut them off of their resources, but she refuses to let Cordelia help her with the magic. Laveau helps with her rat maze spell, and the Delphi trus finds themselves in trouble with the law. Fiona asks for strength, but finds hers gone.

Zoe fears Madison’s reign as supreme, Nan says she would use her powers for good. They go to visit Luke, but the nurse tells them that he died, and his body has already been taken.

Laveau cleanses Fiona’s room of evil spirits, but Fiona tells her that it isn’t spirits that is causing her illness, but the rising supreme. Fiona asks for the key to immortality, but Laveau tells her that she cannot give it to her. She sold her soul to Papa Legba for eternal life, and she made a deal she was not expecting. The price was high, and unexpected. She begged him to take the spell back, but he took her baby’s soul instead. He comes once a year still. She tells her that if she wants him bad enough he will come to her, but that she should forget him, not something she’s likely to do any time soon.

There’s a funeral parade and Madison and Misty take up the rear. Madison dishes out some hard facts, cynical as always, but Misty isn’t buying it exactly. Madison asks her to let her change her opinion. Madison goes to a grave to show Misty she’s just as powerful. First she puts two grave diggers in a trance, then she resurrects a body from the grave, proving that they’re bother powerful, and that Madison doesn’t want anything from her but friendship. Madison tells her to lose the shawl, to drop it into the casket, and let go of the illusion, be a butterfly. Misty is a dumb bumpkin. She prepares to drop the shawl, before she can change her mind and realize what Madison is really up to Madison bashes her over the head with a brick and tosses her in the grave. She releases the gravediggers to get back to work and dances off with Stevie’s shawl.

Nan and Zoe head over to Luke’s house to pay their respects and to get information on where his body is. Luke’s mother had him cremated, and Nan sees what she’s done. Nan loses her shit, and cleanses her.

Myrtle’s playing breaks Cordelia’s concentration. Her eerie playing soothes her soul. Cordelia breaks down, believing Fiona’s words that she has nothing to offer the coven. Myrtle tells her to buck up, but the more she talks the worst Cordelia feels. She makes a mess of her lab, and Myrtle goes back to playing.

The Delphi Trust lost their asses in a matter of minutes, but no one is willing to bail them out. They know there’s nothing natural about what’s happened, and focus their attention to dealing with the witches.

Fiona cuts up some coke, uses it as an offering in her cast. That crazy with is summoning Papa Legba, and he can’t resist her blow. She tells him that she doesn’t want to die, and he tells her he doesn’t care about her title, only her soul. He’s willing to negotiate with her, and she defines her terms. He has terms of his own, and she agrees to them all. He goes to seal the deal with a kiss, but calls it off when he sees she has no soul. The Axeman comes to her, ready to take down the rising supreme. But little miss soulless wants to take down all of them.

Zoe tries to cheer Nan but praising her power. Nan hears something, and finds the baby Laveau stole. Laveau isn’t happy to see the baby in Nan’s arms, and when she tries to take the baby Nan threatens to kill her like she did the neighbor. Fiona forces Nan to give the baby back, and tells her to leave. Laveau tells her that Nan is dangerous, and Fiona agrees. Laveau also warns her that her deal with Papa Legba will only get harder, and suggests that they kill two birds with one stone. They drown Nan to pay Papa Legba, although its not what he asked for, he accepts their offering. Nan isn’t upset over her death, just her wardrobe for the every after, but she happily goes with him. So I guess Nan won’t be the supreme.

Fiona pours herself and Stevie a nightcap as Stevie plays the piano, and there’s more singing. Is no one worried about Misty? Has no one realized that she’s gone?

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Queenie takes a walk on the wild side, and kills her would be rapist in the name of voodoo. Zoe and Madison try to get her to come back to the coven, but Marie’s promised her more powers and Queenie wants to be on the winning side of the war that’s coming.

Fiona’s cancer gets progressively worse, and Cordelia took it all too well, if not bitterly because it wouldn’t be sooner. Only the axeman will more Fiona, as he makes lavish plans for the future, none of which Fiona wants, but she also refuses to end it all. She plans to find the rising Supreme and kill her.

Luke’s mother continues to hate the girls next door, even though they saved him. She plans on cleaning him inside and out, and it seems like Kyle’s mom wasn’t the only dirty one as she orders him to drop his drawers and step into the tub. Nan hears his cries, but she cannot do anything about it, as Cordelia calls a pow wow to destroy Fiona. They only have one shot to get it done. Misty comes a banging on their door, something has been chasing her. Her burnt up witch, Myrtle Snow, has crawled her way free, healed, and something is in the woods hunting Misty. Cordelia looks at Misty’s past, and offers her sanctuary. Misty didn’t come alone she brought Myrtle with her. Myrtle proclaims Misty the next Supreme, and that does not bring any joy to Cordelia.

Kyle wants a little cuddle time with Zoe, but she’s busy. Zoe sets him up with some educational shows, thinking that he’ll be able to rejoin society later while the girls are missing. The girls prepare to start the ceremony to make Misty the next supreme. Misty doesn’t want the job, but she doesn’t have much of a choice. The sacred taking ceremony has only been done three times in their history, and it requires the death of the current supreme as the ultimate sacrifice, which they plan on pushing her to. Fiona is feeling less than well, when she gets a visit from Madison, dancing around and being extra bitchy. Madison claims she brought herself back, and that she is the next supreme. Fiona tells her to leave, but her powers barely open the door. Madison gives her an ultimatium, she either burns at the stake and makes one heck of a weenie roast or she takes some pills and perishes in her sleep. Fiona chooses neither, but she has another visitor, Myrtle, who is spouting the same Supreme story. Fiona isn’t ready for death yet, and Myrtle paints the picture of her bleak future even if they don’t burn her at the stake, totally and utterly alone. Madison fills the girls on their progress to kill Fiona, and hurt Nan’s feelings when none of them think she could be the next supreme. She goes to find Luke, and finds him bound and gagged in a closet.

Fiona prepares for her end, getting all prettied up, and dressing in her furs, before she downs Madison’s pills. Myrtle steals all of Fiona’s jewelry before leaving, and Fiona awakens to Spaulding, Spaulding that died. These two reunited cannot be a good thing for the rest of the witches. Spaulding tries to help her expel the poison, death has brought him clarity, but Fiona doesn’t want it. She’s trying to do something right for once, but Spaulding blows apart the ruse and spoon feeds her his medicine. She expels the pills from her body, and bitch is back, and hell bent on some revenge.

Queenie pays Delphine a visit, and offers the poor prisoner some food. For some reason Queenie is surprised they’re not feeding her. And Delphine asks her to free her, for only a minute so she can stretch her legs. Marie catches her, and Delphine finds her voice, taunting Marie. Delphine is done cowering to this woman. She can’t die, and she no longer fears the box, but Marie has something else in mind. Marie takes Delphine’s out stretched hand, literally.

Nan and Luke try to make a getaway, but his mother has other plans, moving to stop them. Hank opens fire, killing Luke’s mother and injuring Luke, and all Nan can do is weep. She doesn’t have the power to heal him.

Myrtle plays depressing music, thinking its fitting, not realizing that Fiona is far from gone. Fiona makes her appearance wanting to see Misty, who’s next door at Luke’s house. He’s taken away in an ambulance, and Fiona makes Misty’s acquaintance. She wants to test Misty’s skill, and the death gives her the chance. Cordelia sees what no one else can outside, perhaps that it was her husband behind the killings? She finds a billet and she sees the killing, but not who as Misty brings back the mother. Misty falls to the ground, and Fiona rolls her eyes. Zoe is on edge with the witches under attack, which only makes FrankenKyle jumpy, and he tells her he loves her. She loves him too. How sweet.

Fiona carries on like everything is normal. Cordelia is ready for Fiona’s strike, but Fiona claims to be filled with hope for the future after their little coup, proud of Cordelia’s duplicity. The bullet is blessed and silver, from witch hunters. And the day just keeps getting better, the witches receive a package. It’s Delphine’s head. But she’s still alive. Well that’s way more fun than the head in the Sevin box.

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Kyle rocks out to some Toto, before he was all Franken. He really was a good kid, with dreams and aspirations before his death. He refused to get a tattoo because he wanted to be more than her was he wanted engineer, a knight in shining armor, and now his memories haunt him. He has his friend’s leg, and tattoo, and nothing to comfort him, chained like a dog. Zoe considers ending his existence.

Madison ponders her existence, and her generation’s defining characteric.  Coming back from death has made her numb to everything. She’s desperate to feel, and she finds something worse than pain, the nothingness inside of her.

Zoe wants to right the wrongs, which starts with Kyle. He was a great guy, but death has changed him. But he’s fast, and he takes the gun from her, wanting to take his own life, but Zoe stops him. He’s broken, and she hasn’t tried to really heal him yet. She’s not ready to let him go yet.

Queenie laments to Delphine about the lack of food. The two go for some burgers, and they find some common ground, and painful truths. Queenie may have left her home to join the coven’s sisterhood, but Delphine points out that the girls, witches or not, will never be her sisters.

Hank calls Cordelia asking to come home, but she hangs up on him. But he plans for a reunion soon, ready for an assault. Cordelia looks for Delphine, but finds Madison instead. Madison saves her from falling down the stairs, and she sees her death.

The Axeman is quite the smooth talker, and has Fiona enchanted. They seem to be two peas in a pod. She likes danger, and he is danger. She takes a moment to herself in the loo, but doesn’t see the body in the tub. Does no one have a sense of smell on this show? Last week was Madison’s rotting corpse, and this week the bludgeoned body in the tub. Before they get to the kissing and bedding, Fiona has cold feet, but the Axeman thinks its more destiny. When love isn’t the answer he offers her good old fashion sex, and Fiona. He gives her a little demonstration, and its electric, there are literally sparks.

Zoe tries a different method with Kyle. She wants to trust him, but they need to communicate. She knows he’s still in there, she just has to help him. But he lashes out over everything. Madison doesn’t remember Kyle, but she offers to take care of him while Zoe talks to Cordelia. Being dead, she tries to make a connection together. Her death was cold and dark, but felt less empty. Her revelation, brings out compassion in him, and he holds her.

Queenie pays Marie a visit. Marie plays on Queenie’s fears, trying to make Queenie see the worse in the White witches she lives with. She tells Queenie that she can join her, if she brings her Delphine. She promises Queenie what she’s always wanted, power and a place of belonging. Queenie asks Marie’s plan for Delphine, but Marie remains tight lipped.

Cordelia has a little chat with Zoe. She has a big bullseye on her back with her recent power surge. She warns her that Fiona is dangerous, and like any rabid animal, needs to be put down. Zoe leaves torn, shocked and finds Madison and Kyle fucking in her room.

Fiona prepares to leave. Seems that she did notice the body in the tub, but it didn't stop her from sleeping with him. She tells him that she called the police, but he doesn't believe her. He knows her far better than she could imagine. He's been watching her for a long time, since she was eight, which makes it a way gross. He protected her as a child, when she was bullied, and suddenly warning flags come up. He viewed her as a child to be protected at first, and later he fell in love with her fire, forced to only watch her unable to act. So finding her in that bar was no mistake. He loved her from afar from her whole life. he sounds like her every wish, and yet she refuses to fall for his pretty words.

Spaulding finds himself tied up, and for the first time in years he finds that he can talk again. Zoe found his tongue, and returned it to him. Myrtle kept his tongue all these years, but wasn't powerful enough to restore it, but Zoe had no problem with it. She asks him for the truth, and Spaulding is powerless to refuse her. He gives her the names she asks for, and she plunges a knife into his heart. Our sweet little Zoe has grown some teeth! Maybe she is the next Supreme.

Delphine prepares supper, and Queenie asks for the worst thing that Delphine ever did. Delphine wants to let the past stay there, but Queenie presses. Delphine did many things in the name of youth. She killed one of her husbands byblows, taunted the maid, his mother with his blood and she killed herself shortly after. She explains to Queenie that it was not only a different time, but a different world, and she's now glad to have a true friend in Queenie. 

Fiona loses a chunk of hair, a side effect of the chemotherapy likely, and struggles over shaving her whole head. 

Zoe washes away the blood from her hands. Madison pokes at Zoe, trying to get a rise or something out of her. She doesn't think that Zoe's little curse will kill Kyle, but she's not ready to give him up either, since being with him was the first time she felt anything. She's willing to share Kyle, and proposes a threesome.

Fiona watches the Axeman play his sax, and offers to buy him a drink. I guess dying, she has nothing to lose.

Queenine brings Delphine to get a new hair do, but really she's turning her over to Marie. Betrayal on that level cannot be forgiven. Delphine is taken, and even with all the horrible things she's done, I'm not sure she deserves this. Marie has Queenie make the first cuts. Marie takes a page from Delphine's book, and uses her blood to paint her face, like she needs it, she's already immortal.

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In the past, 1919, the Axeman takes his victims, every tuesday night. He makes a single plea via the newspaper, he wants some jazz music. The girls of the coven contemplate how to get the man his jazz and keep him from wielding his axe, but one wishes to rise against him. She knows the power they hold, they just need to choose to use it. The axeman reaches the house, axe in hand, no jazz is playing but an aria instead. The mouth witch sits with her cards as he approaches. She doesn't flinch as he turns off her music, but her cards tell her to expect death, and her coven awaits. The girls take down the axeman with a series of stabs.

Zoe searches through Madison's things, and finds a few oddities, but no real clues. A vile rolls out of Madison's things, and leads Zoe to a hidden door in a closet. It looks like an old storage room, and Zoe finds an Ouija board. The witches look to be a dying breed, and no one is doing anything about it. 100 years ago the house was full to the brim and now there are only 3. Zoe proposes that the girls watch each other's back, and with a shot they form their coven. Queenie doesn't like the idea of using the spirit board, but Zoe thinks its theyre only hope. The girls Witch Up, and get in contact with a spirit, a murdered spirit, but it isn't Madison, its the Axeman. Zoe has a little more recon to do.

Fiona gains a new power, reading the minds of the patients around her. She wonders if the medication brings on the new power, but all the noise puts her on edge, and she tries to leave her treatment early. The doctor stops her, and she suddenly has motherly urges, wanting to be there for Cordelia. She's also not ready to go for herself either. She still wants a great love affair.

Zoe finds some fun facts about the Axeman, the jazz nut, and they uncover the truth of his murder. Zoe wants to make more contact with the Axeman to find Madison, but neither Nan nor Queenie are willing to play again. Zoe offers the Axeman release for his help. He tells Zoe where to find Madison, and she finds enough dolls to give anyone nightmares, some china, and Madison's rotting body. How did no one smell her before? She fails to make sure no one is up there, and Spaulding grabs her.

Cordelia comes home, and she's taking to being blind well enough, shes a little touchy. She wants her flowers changed.  But when her husband touches her, she sees flashes of her infidelity with the redhead. She finally sees her husband for the douchbag he is. She throws him out, her powers flaring, and he goes a running. Fiona tries to help her daughter, and she sees Fiona's secret too, the burning of Snow. Fiona tells her it was because of her actions against Cordelia, but she says she doesn't believe it.

The girls question Spaulding, but he's not afraid of the children. When he grabbed Zoe, she broke a doll over his head and got away. Zoe burns him with a spatula, and he finally spills the beans, taking the blame for Madison's death. Queenie gets a chance to use her voodoo doll abilities, but Zoe is done, knowing that Spaulding is hiding something. He's been with the witches too long.

Kyle comes home to Misty, and see checks on his progress. He's looks worse for the wear, and Misty goes to give him a bath, but it reminds him too much of his mother's bad touch. FrankenKyle smashes up her place, and worse of all her music. Zoe comes to take them both away.

Cordelia's husband, Hank, goes to visit Marie Laveau.

FrankenKyle is easier with Zoe, and Misty notes that they belong together, but Zoe isn't the type of girl that can be with anyone. She shows Misty why she brought her. Misty tells her Madison is too full of death, and that they should bury her, but Zoe insists. With Zoe's help Misty brings her back.

Marie wasn't the one that did the acid hit on Cordelia, and Hank tells her that she now has second sight, which makes his job harder. He's a Witch Hunter, and he's been using his wife's connections to kill all the Salem decedents, including the redhead. She was a fire starter, who was suffering from a broken heart. Her last boyfriend had dumped her before she lit him on fire, and came to the coven house. She didn't want to join. He killed 9 witches, that he would not have found otherwise. Marie believes he was pussywhipped, and let them undermind her, kill her minotaur, and dig up the cracker she planted. Marie give him an ultimatium, kill everyone and burn down the house, or die.

Queenie marvels at their house of horrors, and Zoe decides that they keep Madison a secret for now. Misty is ready to go home, telling them that the house is full of bad vibes.

Cordelia stumbles around, and she's not alone, the Axeman is there too.

Madison wonders what happened to her, and Zoe tries to get her to drink some ginger ale, but her body isn't ready for it yet. Her memory is spotty of everything including her death, but the afterlife was nothing more than a void for her.

Cordelia speaks with the Axeman. He wants release, but she won't do it. He's been trapped there since his death, and he played nice, and now he wants his payment. He plans to keep Cordelia until he gets what he was promised. The girls hear Cordelia's screams and jazz music, and Cordelia tries to fight him off. Zoe looks for a book to send the Axeman on, and her powers kick in giving her the book. She casts a spell, with the other 2 girls lending support, and the candles flare. Cordelia continues to scream, but the door is atleast open. The Axeman, now corporeal, leaves the house, whistling his tune.

Fiona sits in a bar, downing martinis, when a handsome stranger pulls up a chair. It's the Axeman, oh there's gonna be trouble.

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Fiona has trouble sleeping, and she heads down for a stiffer drink. The past comes calling, 1971. Fiona's past self asks her mentor how she knew she would become the next Supreme. She tells her about her mastery of the seven wonders, and Fiona asks to be allowed to demonstrate her powers. She sees Fiona for what she is, and when she vows to ensure that Fiona never takes the Supreme Mantel, Fiona slits her throat while Spaulding watches, ever in the shadows.

Fiona became the Supreme with no real leadership, being ruled by her instincts, always being the most desired, until she wasn't. It's time to turn to some plastic surgery to get her desired results.

Zoe visits Kyle's mother, she's of course grief stricken, and spending her time smoking his left behind pot. She talks of his virtues, of him becoming the man of the house at an early age, and his gentlemanly ways. Before Zoe came to visit, she nearly hung herself, and she thanks Zoe for saving her. Zoe tells her that she'll see Kyle again, and she mistakens her words for thoughts of heaven.

Nan and Queenie watch the cute shirtless boys next door as they move in. Madison isn't hating the view either, but the boys' mother is against their exposure.

Delphine LaLaurie cannot believe all that she sees on the television. The future is not agreeing with her. And Fiona's new appointment for her agrees with her even less. Maid is beneath her.

Madison, Nan and Queenie talk about the virtues of cherries, and while Nan is far from a virgin, Queenie is still one. Delphine is having a hard time adjusting to the fact that black people have the same rights as white people, so to shove that hard lesson down her throat, Fiona makes her Queenie's personal maid.

Misty tries to help Kyle find his voice. Kyle is pretty healed up. Zoe admires the mud's healing properties. Kyle strokes her hair, but still doesn't speak. Zoe wants to take him home to his mother, but Misty doesn't want him to go, she healed him. Zoe promises to come again, and Misty watches fearfully. He's not ready to come home yet she says, but Kyle doesn't want to stay with her. Zoe promises to come back, but Misty doesn't believe her words.

Nan and Madison head next door to seduce the boy next door, Luke. They have very different approaches, and Madison quickly finds herself ignored. Luke's mama doesn't take too kindly to the welcoming committee, and when she tosses them out after Madison inadvertently displays her powers. Madison doesn't take their welcome mat being yanked out from under her lightly and lights the house on fire. Looks like the girl is a fire-starter too.

Fiona and Cordelia are both dealt with medical blows. One cannot have a facelift, the other a baby.

Zoe ditches Kyle on his doorstep, and watches as his help me face is dragged into the house.

Luke's mother Joan comes over bearing bibles. Fiona offers her a drink, but Joan refuses, and sets about issuing complaints about the girls, warning them off. The threats peak Fiona's interest when she mentions the fire-starting. Of course Madison arrives just in time to make thing worse. Joan leave and Fiona gets a little fire-starting demonstration. Run Madison, run while you still can.

Kyle's mother is being creepy and overly motherly. She doesn't understand why his body looks so different. And then she kisses him in a not so motherly way. Looks like her was the man of the house in every way, and Zoe just delivered him back into his former nightmare.

Cordelia pays Marie a little visit too. She's there to solve her fertility issues, but Marie already knows who she is. Marie goes over the nitty gritty of the spell that she's asking for. A whole lot of sperm, a hot pepper, some dancing, an animal sacrifice and a big long nap for Marie and there could be a bun in Cordelia's oven. But Marie refuses to help her for any price, because her mama has a big mouth. All of Cordelia's dreams ruined.

Nan hears Zoe's thoughts about Kyle. But Zoe doesn't elaborate. Kyle's mother call Zoe with the good news of his return, but its not all good. She knows something is amiss.

Fiona has a little girl bonding with Madison. Madison is her normal prickly self, and Fiona baits Madison, who falls for it all too easily. Fiona starts in on her lessons, and Madison proves to be a very quick study.

Queenie is enjoying her new slave all too quickly, but though serving Delphine isn't exactly submissive. She fears what's outside, that the Minotaur she crafted to punish her whore daughter's lover, has come back. Delphine spills her beans, and Queenie finally discovers who she really is. How did it take her this long to realize who she was. Queenie sends her off to hide, but not before cutting her. Just what is that voodoo doll up to with her bloody towel? And how does she think baiting a minotaur is going to end well? Queenie gets the Minotaur to follow her. She tries talks to him, finding themselves in similar situations, just wanting to be loved. She touches herself, pleading for the beast to love her, and he's a lot rougher than she imagined.

Kyle's mother invited Zoe over for dinner. She doesn't really know what's wrong with him. She tells him they told her he was dead, and that his body is all wrong. And when she goes all incestuous on him again, Kyle loses his shit and bashes in her skull. Dirty, nasty woman deserves it.

Fiona and Madison drink it up and play a little pool. She sees in Madison her past self, and as Madison gets overly liquored up, Fiona is pouring hers away.

Zoe comes to dinner, but finds no dinner, and a bloody mess. Someone got a bum deal.

Fiona and Madison return home. They plot out their placement, and Fiona lays it on her, that she's the next Supreme. Madison's powers are growing because she's siphoning Fiona's. She's dying, she has cancer, and won't last much longer. Fiona refuses treatment, preferring to go out on top. She spent her lifetime squandering her gifts, and she plans to make up for it by being a better mentor for Madison, to be more like her mentor. She bestows upon Madison the very knife that she used to kill her own mentor, she begs Madison to kill her to take her power, but Madison doesn't, and instead winds up the one with her throat slit. Spaulding, ever helpful is there. Fiona tells him to bury her deep, and she relaxes as if nothing happened. Madison was obviously not the Supreme.

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In the bayou, some cajuns trap alligators for skinning, and return back to fins a girl in their camp. Looks like Misty, the necromancer has returned, and shes not such a sweet girl anymore. I guess death will do that to you. She turns the gator corpses against their killers, bringing them back, and they take care of the poachers.

Madison still holds a grudge against the frat boys, even Zoe's Kyle who was innocent. Cordelia wakes Fiona, and insists she come down for a house rules initiation. But Fiona has a guest to attend to first. Madame LaLaurie refuses to spill her secrets to life.

Detroit 2012. Queenie works fast food, and when a customer pushes her too far, she uses her little voodoo doll gifts and burns his arm. That little incident got her sent to this school. Some detectives show up to question Zoe and Madison about the Frat Bus incident. After a few questions, Zoe loses it and confesses everything. Cordelia tries to reign it in, claiming that Zoe had a mental break, but they don't believe her. Fiona is forced to come in and cover their tracks. Fiona mind fucks the cops into submission, and then comes to discipline the girls. She instills in them that witches are superior to everyone else, and that the only person to fear is her.

Zoe and Madison do a little B&E in the county Morgue's office. Madison plans on paying Zoe back for trying to help her with a little resurrection spell to bring back Kyle. Madison unzips Kyle's pieces, and seeing all the pieces decide to play Dr. Frankenstein with the best parts.

Cordelia has her oven checked out, but it isn't ready for bun. A year's worth of trying, and the fertility drugs aren't working. Her husband is willing to try it,  but he wants her to use her power. She isn't ready for that type of magic yet.

Fiona tempts Madame LaLaurie with some fried chicken, and LaLaurie discovers just how long shes been in the ground, 180 years. That day she was poisoned, she awoke later that night, to see her slaves had rebelled, her daughters hung, and herself cursed with immortality. They entombed her forever more, or so they hoped in an unmarked grave.

The girls assemble their perfect boy. Madison gets the spell together, and the girls scream as the ritual starts. Madison performs the spell with Zoe's blood, marriaging  her to the ritual. With the spell complete, nothing happens. Madison bounces, her part done, she goes outside for a smoke. Zoe sticks around to say goodbye. Company comes, and Madison splits, leaving Zoe. Misty walks in the woods somewhere. The Coroner comes in and sees what the girls have done, but while he's distracted a new and improved Kyle takes him down. Misty finds the morgue.

Fiona gets her hair done, and she finds just the witch she was looking for.

Nan hears voices and they won't leave her alone. Queenie worries about her. Nan goes to quiet the source of all the noise. Nan frees Madame LaLaurie just to shut up all her thinking. Queenie tries to get to the bottom of the very stinky LaLaurie, and she ends up getting hit over the head.

Fiona and Marie Laveau have a little debate about where their power come from. And finally it comes down to what Fiona is searching for, but Fiona is willing to play hardball. When Marie has had enough of Fiona, she goes to have her thrown out, but Fiona is a step ahead of her, and burns the wigs in the shop. Fiona will get what she wants its just a matter of time.

Cordelia turns to magic to get what she wants. And her husband willingly participates in her weird and disturbing fertility spell.

Zoe makes off with her FrankenKyle. She explains to her what happened to him, as he adjusts to this new life, and they find they have a little stowaway. Misty was drawn to her spell. Misty takes Kyle and Zoe to her gator shack, and rubs healing bayou mud on Kyle. It healed her after her horrendous burning, she says. Misty was pulled to Zoe's magic, and she wants them to help each other, to teach each other. Zoe can't stay, though, so Misty will keep Kyle and heal him.

Marie unleashes her Minotaur spilling the news of LaLaurie's return. LaLaurie is disgusted with the world around her, but Fiona isn't a sympathetic ear. She thinks LaLaurie deserved everything that happened to her because of her cruelty, and LaLaurie make no apologies for her past. She only regrets the death of her daughters. Although a cruel woman she was never a witch, and she hopes that Fiona will kill her. For now they unite, and head home.

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1839: Madame Delphine LaLaurie (Kathy Bates) tries to sell off her daughters to suitors and her youngest with no "marketable" skills, suggests perhaps she excels in the boudoir. Later, as  paints her face with blood, old blood, when the solution becomes apparent. Her saucy daughter shacks up with the help, and she takes him below for a different type of fun. They beat him, and mount him with a bull head, and makes herself a minotaur.

Present Day: Zoe (Taissa Farmiga) brings a boy home, tangled up in normal teenager stuff, and losing her virginity in the process when Charlie starts bleeding and convulsing. Zoe leaves on a train. After Charlie's death, her mother breaks the news that she's a witch, a genetic trait that doesn't show up in every generation. The Salem witch trials didn't involve actual witches, who were too smart for their pursuers, but once done, they made their way to New Orleans, where Zoe is forcibly taken for her protection, to go to witch school.

She enters a seemingly empty house, with doors that open and close of their own volition, and cue the creepiness we expect from AHS. With creatures running just out of her view, and figures dashing about. Finally they surrounds her, and fairly scare the poor girl. Her scarers turn out to be her housemates: Madison (Emma Roberts), Nan (Jamie Brewer) and Queenie (Gabourey Sidibe).  Cordelia (Sarah Paulson), head mistress, shows her around, and explains bloodlines, supreme witches, and controlling their powers. Powers that can be magnificent, like necromancy, but also can lead to fear by outsiders and death.

Fiona (Jessica Lange) talks with a researcher about his work, animal testing and  the experimental m47. She's desperate for a shot of vitality, but he's unable to give it to her. It's not ready for human consumption, so she does the logical thing, and gets all coked up as she watches the news. But the doctor does what she wants, and its still not enough, its not helping her, and when he threatens to turn in his resignation, she goes all Carrie on him. Using her powers, she sucks the life out of him, but his youthful vigor doesn't have a long lasting effect.

Dinner is all creeptastic, and Madison proves shes a spoiled brat as she first tortures Spalding (Denis O'Hare), before turning her attention on Zoe. Zoe isn't interest in talking about Charlie. Madison reveals what landed her there, shes telekinetic, Queenie is a walking voodoo doll, and Nan is a clairvoyant. Madison doesn't exactly get along with the other girls, and lucky Zoe is her new best friend whether she wants to be or not, and their headed to a Frat party.

Cordelia works with her plants, when Fiona arrives. It seems that Cordelia comes from supreme lines, and thinks she could do better. Mommy dearest is overbearing, and doesn't show any signs of leaving any time soon. Fiona sees it as Salem all over, and they need to be proactive in this media age. Cordelia doesn't want her help, but Fiona is insisting, and well she is the Supreme.

The Frat boys prepare to party, and the lead boy, Kyle (Evan Peters), goes over the dos and don'ts of the night. Madison arrives, and she's instantly noticed. While shes off to get a drink Kyle zeroes in on Zoe. While they make small talk, his friend chases after Madison, who stays firm in her queen bee role, and ends up with more than she bargained for as she sends him off to get her another drink. He gets her more than just a drink, and while he may have his bit of fun with his friend recording it, I'm betting this is not going to end well. Zoe goes looking for Madison, and Kyle does not like what he finds. He fights off the other frat boys, but its too late, the damage is done, they can't unrape her now. Zoe is determined to make them pay. She runs after them, but she's too late, and Madison takes matters into her own hands as she flips over the bus they try to get away in.

The frat accident is of course all over the news, but Madison of course does not want to hear anything about it. Zoe wants to tell someone about it, worried about Kyle. Fiona already knows that Madison was responsible, but very sloppy. When Madison mouths off, she slams her into a wall, and that shuts her up. Fiona tells them to dress in black, and they go for a little walk. They head to Madame LaLaurie's home and crash a tour of the house.

Madame Delphine LaLaurie stayed young with a poultice made from human pancreas. She tortured her slaves in her home, and met her own demise there as well. Taken in by the promise of a love potion, to secure her straying husband she takes it, what the slave Marie Laveau (Angela Bassett) had given her, but it was too late for Marie Laveau's lover, the minotaur, and Madame Delphine LaLaurie body was never found. Until now, looks like Nan has located something.

Zoe heads over to the hospital looking for Kyle, and instead finds the guy who raped Madison. She closes the door.

Fiona's luggage arrives, and Cordelia questions her motives, and where Zoe has been. Fiona doesn't care though, she has something more important to concentrate on.

Zoe meanwhile has coming to some realizations, the girls need each other, they have to find a way to band together and use their talents. With Kyle dead, Zoe decides to put her curse to good use, and bones his friend to death.

Fiona opens her box, and inside is a very alive Madame Delphine LaLaurie.

This show always has some seriously great casting,and the rest of the season looks pretty horrific in the way that only AHS can be. Who else is excited for the season of the witch?

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