Need For Speed Review
While Aaron
Paul’s throaty growl certainly gets my engine revving, the rest of Need For Speed is stuck in the slow lane.
It certainly lived up to its name and was in a dire need for an injection of some
speed.
Need For Speed is based on the video
game of the same title. The game itself is a long-running game franchise from
EA, filled with witty lines, fast cars and cops. There’s really no storyline in
the game, just fast cars running from cops, the flick’s plot was pretty wide
open for screenwriter George Gatins to work some magic on and deliver some
creative genius.
Rather than
going for a bit of flare, it’s much of the same. Here we have the classic racer
with the heart of gold who just never got his chance, Toby (Aaron Paul), goes
up against the douchbag, Dino (Dominic Cooper) who always got everything handed
to him and even won the girl, finally get a level playing field to strut their
stuff and really show who the superior racer is. Oh and there’s a revenge
subplot thrown in as well, because, well why not? To say it’s predictable would
be an understatement, but boy is it fun.
Dino gives Toby a chance to earn some much needed dough,
finish the last 900-horsepower Shelby Mustang, and help him sell it. Toby
impresses the car’s buyer in a way that Dino could not on the track, and digs
that knife in a little deeper. Further sowing the seeds of animosity between
the two when a friendly race turns tragic and Toby takes the full blame. Toby
is left to pick up the pieces of his life and plots to use the Shelby to win
the Monarch’s (Michael Keaton) big illegal street race. The car comes with a
price, Julia (Imogen Poots), who comes along for the ride to ensure the cars
safety.
The Shelby is the focus car for much of the film, and while
it is really a beauty, it really isn’t the most impressive car of the movie.
There are appearances by unicorns like the Saleen S7, Lamborghini’s Sesto
Elemento, McLaren P1, the GTA Spano, Bugatti Veyron Super Sport, and Koenigsegg
Agera which all make an appearance during the Monarch’s race.
With
essentially no CGI and many of the actors doing their own stunts, it does have a
heavy dose of diy reality on its side. Aaron Paul took a stunt driving course,
and Scott Mescudi learned to fly for his role, in which he spent most of the
film in an aircraft of some sort. And although impressive, this is certainly no
Fast and Furious film where there are
crazy action sequences. Sure there are plenty of crashes, but the adrenaline
rush I was craving was killed by the incessant engine revving, which starts off
sexy and quickly becomes tiresome, and constant gear shifting. Not to mention
the fact that at times it feels like the cars don’t really get anywhere all too
fast. Seriously how many gears do these cars have?
Though
there’s no lack of chemistry between Paul and Poots, I wasn’t emotionally
invested in the well-being of Toby’s crew the way I’ve become invested in Dom,
Brian and the Fast gang. And even
their little story takes a little too long to progress, as they get to know
each other. Not to mention the addition of Dakota Johnson as the girl who got
away that had no chemistry with anyone on screen. She was only there for a few
scene and each was absolutely cringe worthy.
Keaton on
the other hand was perfect as the eccentric Monarch. But, would it have been
too much to ask for Michael Keaton to once utter a classic game line? I waited
all movie for one “You suck harder than a Hoover with a full bag.”
I felt more
apt to fast forward and skip to the good parts with Need for Speed than to watch what led up to cars going vroom.
Rather than going over the top with the racecar concept Need for Speed goes under, drawing it out with a road trip, and
never quite reaches top speed.
Need for Speed opens
on March 14th.
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