True Blood Recap: F*** The Pain Away

"Get the fuck off me or die, Warlow." Poor Warlow crawls off Sookie, and tries to explain how they're destined. He's waited lifetimes for her. Wow, I'm usually wary of pretty much every hot character,  but I believe every word he says. When she asks why he killed her parents he doesn't answer.

Jessica cries over her deeds, but the fairies haven't disintegrated. She tries to kiss Bill, high as a kite. He pushes her away and her head is spinning with so many different emotions.

Warlow claims that her parents were trying to kill her. Sookie blasts him.

Bill sends Jessica to her room, to sleep off her high.

Sookie has some major trust issues, but she notices that he's already healing from her blast and things get a little tense when Bill comes into the room. As his maker, he commands him to come home, and Warlow has no choice but to follow.

Cue the intro music.

Andy comes to Bill's house, and finds his little girls "dead" on the floor. I still refuse to believe they're dead. Jessica watches from the closet as Andy checks on his babies. One of the girls makes a sound and Andy carries her out. Why he leaves the rest is beyond me.

Tara tells Eric that Pam has been taken. Eric is out quick like a bunny to find some nice LAVTF officers. They drop fang and let themselves be taken.

Pam walks through camp, seeing the various tests vampires are being ran through, not all of them painful.

Sarah tries to convince the governor that Willa is gone, that he has to let her go. Sarah tells him that they should consider it a sign, for them to have a baby. But thee Governor isn't willing to replace his baby, and he's not willing to put a ring on her finger. She tells him not to take her forgranted, but he leaves her standing in her black lingerie.

Warlow asks how Bill was able to command him. He doesn't quite believe Bill's explaination that he is Lillith's current vessel. Bill commands that Warlow not try to kill him and takes his blood. Flashback to Warlow's making. After some dirty sex with Lillith she changes him.

Jason finds Sarah on his doorstep. He's a little worried as to why she's there, concerned that they didn't leave things on the best of terms, but Sarah isn't worried about those little things. She wants to save "his soul," which I'm sure is code for have hot dirty monkey sex. They're both different people then when they were together, but Sarah truly believes that God wants her to fuck him, and he obliges.

Andy takes his fairy daughter back to his office, digs out some V, and feeds it to her. She wakes up, but she isn't out of the woods yet.

Alcide has a little chat with a hooker, looking for Sam, Nicole and Emma. She doesn't have any information for him, but his father overhears it all. There are a few things that Alcide's father didn't teach him, and Alcide isn't in the mood to listen. This whole packmaster thing has turned Alcide into quite the dick. His father asks him if he's doing this because he thinks its right or to impress that bitch. Alcide's temper flares, and I have to agree with daddy's assessment, as he leaves Alcide's side.

Jessica's bangs at Jason's door, waking him. He finds a distraught Jessica. She rants on about eating the fairy girls, but she's talking in circles, confusing the heck out of him. She finally asks if he loved her, and he admits that he did at times, but it all got screwed up. Jessica worries that Bill isn't God, but he's the devil. Sarah breaks in on this little heart to heart, and things get a little ugly. Jessica pins Sarah against the bar, and she rescinds the house's invitation, sending Jessica into the arms of the governor's vamp collection squad, the LAVTF.

Eric is led into a white room, with 3 other vampires. Three balls fall, Eric grabs one, and two other vampires grab the remaining ones, the fourth vampire is shot. Two balls fall, 1 vampire dies. Eric left to face off against the final vamp, and he quickly shoots and kills her. Eric is allowed to play with the other vamps at camp, and he asks for Pam but no one says a word.

Pam is busy pacing in a room with a shrink. Pam isn't interested in the Dr. Phil moment, she'd rather be in the room fucking something, but the Dr is interested in her mind. They offer to feed her for opening up. With the tasty morsel brought before her, she's lies down, and is willing to answer questions. Pam tells him that people are nothing more than food, she cares more for the tuna he had for lunch than for him. He allows Pam to feed, and she eats with gusto.

Sookies comes to tell Lafayette about Warlow. She believed him when he said he loved her, but she doesn't believe that her parents would try to kill her. Sookie asks for his help finding the truth.

Terry sits chatting with his old friend Justin. Justin questions this sudden desire to catch up. Terry wants him to kill him, that he deserrves it. He even admits to killing Patrick, before he can say more Arlene interrupts. She tries to draw him away, but Terry finds an excuse to stay. Justin agrees to kill him, for free.

Andy watches over his fairy daughter. He tells Holly that she told him it was Jessica who attacked them. Holly tries to say it was an accident, hoping for the best, but Andy won't hear any such thing. He knows that Bill was taking their blood and doing experiments on them. Holly tries to talk him out of the plan, that Bill is stronger, and if he kills him, that fairy daughter will have no one. Andy lets her talk him down and take his gun.

Sam wakes to find Nicole in a chair. He asks if everything is ok, but the light of day has Nicole looking at things more harshly.

Jessica finds herself in camp,  but there's a friendly face in Tara. They both went through the same racket ball test Eric did. Jessica is still humming off the fairy blood, and she still has the devil on her mind. Jessica wonders if they're all damned.

Pam feeds the Dr a little bit of misinformation. She misleads him on nesting, and loyalties, especially so about her Maker, but she sprinkles little bits of truth. She claims to feel nothing, and makes good show, but the more she tries to break him down, the more he sees into her true being.

Nicole tries to call home, but Sam stops her for her own good. Daddy Herveaux spots them talking outside.

Jessica refuses her meal, and things get a little crazy around them. One of the other vamps steps in for Jessica and Tara, and tells them they owe her. Willa spots Tara, but she's a VIP so she's taken to her private cell, while a nasty LAVTF guard hits on her.

Jason calls Sookie and leaves her a message. He's going after Jessica, and joining the LAVTF.

Sookie is busy with Lafayette trying to summon her parents to ask them direct what happened the night they killed. Sookie asks them if they tried to kill her. Lafayette tries to make out their words. Vision to Warlow and her parents. Warlow explained Sookie's weirdness to them, that she wasn't weird at all, she was just fae. They listened to his words, but could not accept that vampires were real or that he wanted to turn her. He showed them that vampires were real, and that he would have her eventually.They planned on ending everything instead. They bundled their precious sleeping gir into the trunk, and prepared to kill her. Sookie sees it all in disbelief, Warlow didn't lie to her. Her father possesses Lafayette. He tells her that he did love her, that he was going to save her, that Warlow corrupted her mind. But daddy is a vampire hating bigot so his word means little. Again he bundles Sookie up into the trunk, as Sookie begs Lafayette to help her, but Lafayette isn't home.

Warlow has Prof Takashi prisioner. Which starts another flashback. Lillith took everything from him when she turned him into a vampire. He killed his entire village, because of her. Bill asks Warlow to spare the Prof, that they need him, them, to save the vampires, but Warlow despises the vampires. He killed Lillith once, and he tells Bill that she should have stayed dead.

Sarah praises the governor for putting Willa away. And gives him a gift, Rev Newlin, well not her husband but his information. His true gift is Eric. The governor and Eric exchange a number of fuck yous, and Eric is a little shocked to hear that Willa is there. They give Eric a stake, and he's more than ready to use it until they reveal Pam. The shrink urges her to show him how little her maker means to her, but the two just stare at eachother.

Sookie struggles as a possessed Lafayette drags her from the trunk to the water, which looks like the same water hole Eric took that little dip when he was high on fairy blood. He then proceeds drown her. Now who's gonna save Sookie this time? My vote is Warlow!