WHERE'D YOU GO, BERNADETTE opens in theaters on August 16, 2019

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WHERE'D YOU GO, BERNADETTE

Based on the runaway bestseller, Where'd You Go, Bernadette is an inspiring comedy about Bernadette Fox (Academy Award winner Cate Blanchett), a loving mom who becomes compelled to reconnect with her creative passions after years of sacrificing herself for her family. Bernadette's leap of faith takes her on an epic adventure that jump-starts her life and leads to her triumphant rediscovery. 

Director: Richard Linklater

Writer: Screenplay by Richard Linklater & Holly Gent & Vince Palmo

Based on the novel written by Maria Semple

Producers: Nina Jacobson, Brad Simpson, Ginger Sledge

Executive Producers: Megan Ellison, Jillian Longnecker

Cast: Cate Blanchett, Billy Crudup, Kristen Wiig, Emma Nelson, James Urbaniak, Judy Greer, Troian Bellisario, Zoe Chao and Laurence Fishburne

WHERE'D YOU GO, BERNADETTE opens in theaters on August 16, 2019

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Not all heroes are human. 

20th Century Fox has just released "Face of Caesar," a new WAR FOR THE PLANET OF THE APES promo highlighting the incredible transformation of Andy Serkis to "Caesar."

Over the course of three films, Weta Digital has mastered the art of translating human actors to apes. The apes level of sentience has developed throughout each film and so too have Weta Digital's techniques and toolsets. Developing some of the most advanced techniques in the industry Weta artists employ these tools to create exceptional CG characters. Andy Serkis gives a mesmerizing performance as he completely transforms into Cesar! Someone give Andy Serkis an oscar!

WAR FOR THE PLANET OF THE APES hits theaters everywhere July 14, 2017! 

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WAR FOR THE PLANET OF THE APES

Action/Drama

Release: July 14, 2017

Director: Matt Reeves

Written by: Mark Bomback & Matt Reeves

Producers: Peter Chernin, Dylan Clark, Rick Jaffa & Amanda Silver

Cast: Andy Serkis, Woody Harrelson, Steve Zahn, Amiah Miller, Karin Konoval, Judy Greer & Terry Notary

 

SYNOPSIS

In War for the Planet of the Apes, the third chapter of the critically acclaimed blockbuster franchise, Caesar and his apes are forced into a deadly conflict with an army of humans led by a ruthless Colonel.  After the apes suffer unimaginable losses, Caesar wrestles with his darker instincts and begins his own mythic quest to avenge his kind.  As the journey finally brings them face to face, Caesar and the Colonel are pitted against each other in an epic battle that will determine the fate of both their species and the future of the planet.

 

WAR FOR THE PLANET OF THE APES Official Channels

WEBSITE: WarForThePlanet.com

FACEBOOK: https://www.facebook.com/ApesMovies

TWITTER: https://twitter.com/ApesMovies

INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/ApesMovies/

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20th Century Fox has just released "Meeting Nova," the FIRST CLIP from WAR FOR THE PLANET OF THE APES, the culminating chapter of the latest Planet of the Apes trilogy.  In WAR FOR THE PLANET OF THE APES, Caesar (Andy Serkis) finds a mysterious abandoned girl named NOVA (Amiah Miller). With no one else to protect her, Caesar reluctantly takes NOVA under his care.  As the war between apes and humans intensifies, Caesar discovers that Nova is more important than he realized and the future of the planet is in his grasp.

20th Century Fox has also just announced the "Be The First to Witness The End" Screening Event.  Fans can sign up to RSVP for an upcoming advance screening on June 19th at WarForThePlanetScreening.com.  This one-night screening event will take place in 37 markets across the world.  

Be the first to witness the end. 

WAR FOR THE PLANET OF THE APES hits theaters everywhere July 14, 2017! 

WAR FOR THE PLANET OF THE APES

Action/Drama

Release: July 14, 2017

Director: Matt Reeves

Written by: Mark Bomback & Matt Reeves

Producers: Peter Chernin, Dylan Clark, Rick Jaffa & Amanda Silver

Cast: Andy Serkis, Woody Harrelson, Steve Zahn, Amiah Miller, Karin Konoval, Judy Greer & Terry Notary

 

SYNOPSIS

In War for the Planet of the Apes, the third chapter of the critically acclaimed blockbuster franchise, Caesar and his apes are forced into a deadly conflict with an army of humans led by a ruthless Colonel.  After the apes suffer unimaginable losses, Caesar wrestles with his darker instincts and begins his own mythic quest to avenge his kind.  As the journey finally brings them face to face, Caesar and the Colonel are pitted against each other in an epic battle that will determine the fate of both their species and the future of the planet.

 

WAR FOR THE PLANET OF THE APES Official Channels

WEBSITE: WarForThePlanet.com

FACEBOOK: https://www.facebook.com/ApesMovies

TWITTER: https://twitter.com/ApesMovies

INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/ApesMovies/

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Only if we care can all be saved. 

20th Century Fox has just released "Compassion" - a special video created in conjunction with the Jane Goodall Institute. 

In honor of the upcoming release of WAR FOR THE PLANET OF THE APES, 20th Century Fox has partnered with the Jane Goodall Institute to provide care for rescued chimpanzees, many of whom are victims of the illegal commercial bushmeat and pet trades. Housed and cared for on three forested island sanctuary sites and a mainland sanctuary site at the Institute's Tchimpounga Chimpanzee Rehabilitation Center in Republic of Congo, nearly 150 chimpanzees will benefit from this partnership. Housing on Tchindzoulou Island for rehabilitated chimps will be named "Caesar's Home", after the movie's simian hero. 

Watch the "Compassion" Video HERE: 

WAR FOR THE PLANET OF THE APES hits theaters everywhere July 14, 2017! 

 

 

WAR FOR THE PLANET OF THE APES

Action/Drama

Release: July 14, 2017

Director: Matt Reeves

Written by: Mark Bomback & Matt Reeves

Producers: Peter Chernin, Dylan Clark, Rick Jaffa & Amanda Silver

Cast: Andy Serkis, Woody Harrelson, Steve Zahn, Amiah Miller, Karin Konoval, Judy Greer & Terry Notary

 

SYNOPSIS

In War for the Planet of the Apes, the third chapter of the critically acclaimed blockbuster franchise, Caesar and his apes are forced into a deadly conflict with an army of humans led by a ruthless Colonel.  After the apes suffer unimaginable losses, Caesar wrestles with his darker instincts and begins his own mythic quest to avenge his kind.  As the journey finally brings them face to face, Caesar and the Colonel are pitted against each other in an epic battle that will determine the fate of both their species and the future of the planet.

 

WAR FOR THE PLANET OF THE APES Official Channels

WEBSITE: WarForThePlanet.com

FACEBOOK: https://www.facebook.com/ApesMovies

TWITTER: https://twitter.com/ApesMovies

INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/ApesMovies/

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ARCHER SEASON 6 OUT ON BLU-RAY™ AND DVD MARCH 29 WITH EXCLUSIVE EXTRAS

Archer Season 6
Join everyone’s favorite spies in some sabotage and betrayal in Archer, season six. This animated half-hour comedy revolves around an international spy agency and the lives of its employees. Although their work of espionage, reconnaissance missions, wiretapping and undercover surveillance is daunting and dangerous, every covert operation and global crisis is actually just another excuse for the staff to undermine, sabotage and betray each other for personal gain.

Season six features the voices of H. Jon Benjamin as the highly skilled and incredibly vain master spy, “Sterling Archer;” Aisha Tyler as Archer’s fellow agent and ex-girlfriend, “Lana Kane;” Jessica Walter as Archer’s domineering mother and spy agency director, “Malory Archer;” Chris Parnell as the easily intimidated comptroller-turned secret agent, “Cyril Figgis;” Judy Greer as Malory’s loquacious, dingbat secretary, “Cheryl;” Amber Nash as the discordant director of human resources, “Pam Poovey;” Adam Reed as the gay voice of reason, “Ray Gillette;” and Lucky Yates as the spy agency’s possibly mad scientist/ possibly clone of himself, “Krieger.”

Special Features

• Conan & Archer Battle Russian Mobsters
• Slay – J
• Cooking with Milton

Archer Season 6 Blu-ray™ & DVD
Street Date:                             March 29, 2016
Pre-book Date:                        February 24, 2016
Run Time:                               393 Minutes
MPAA Rating (USA)                         TV-MA
Audio:                                     English Dolby Digital 5.1
Language:                                English SDH, Spanish, French
Aspect Ratio:                          Widescreen: 1.78:1

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 “Lily Tomlin has never been better.”

                                                – Peter Travers, ROLLING STONE

“One of the year’s best movies! Lily Tomlin gives the performance of her career. Extremely well-acted and full of delightful surprises.”

– Lou Lumenick, NEW YORK POST

Golden Globe^® Nominee Lily Tomlin Stars in

GRANDMA

With An All-Star Ensemble Cast Including Julia Garner, Marcia Gay Harden, Judy Greer, Laverne Cox and Sam Elliott

Arrives on Blu-ray™, DVD & Digital February 9

Special Features include a Making-of Featurette and a Q&A and Commentary with the Cast and Director!

CULVER CITY, Calif. (Dec. 14, 2015) – GRANDMA, the refreshingly unapologetic and candid film navigating the intricacies of relationships between three generations of women, arrives on Blu-ray™, DVD & Digital February 9 from Sony Pictures Home Entertainment. This critically acclaimed Sony Pictures Classics film, written and directed by Academy Award^® nominee Paul Weitz (About a Boy), brings Lily Tomlin (“Grace and Frankie”), back to the big screen as a leading lady in this humorous portrayal of feisty grandma Elle Reid. Tomlin’s portrayal in the film earned her a Golden Globe^® nomination for Best Actress in a Motion Picture, Comedy. Rounding out the talented ensemble cast are Julia Garner (The Perks of Being a Wallflower), Marcia Gay Harden (“Code Black”), Judy Greer (“Married”), Laverne Cox (“Orange is the New Black”) and the timeless Sam Elliott (“Justified”).

GRANDMA has been a film festival favorite, premiering at the 2015 Sundance Film Festival as the closing night film, with additional screenings at the 2015 Tribeca and Los Angeles Film Festivals. Lily Tomlin received a Gotham Award nomination for Best Actress for her role in the film as well as a Critic’s Choice Award nomination for Best Actress in a Comedy. The New York Times’ A.O. Scott hailed the film saying, “There is much to praise about this sweet, smart comedy of intergenerational conflict and solidarity.... but honestly, the wonder that is Grandma can be summed up in two words: Lily Tomlin.” Alonso Duralde of TheWrap called the film “both smart and sweet, mature and bawdy…it is without a doubt one of the year’s best.”

The Blu-ray, DVD & Digital releases of GRANDMA will include “A Family Portrait: The Making of Grandma,” and a Q&A with Lily Tomlin, Sam Elliott, and director Paul Weitz. 

Synopsis:

Elle Reid (Lily Tomlin) has just gotten through breaking up with her girlfriend when her granddaughter Sage (Julia Garner) unexpectedly shows up needing $600 before sundown. Temporarily broke, Grandma Elle and Sage spend the day trying to get their hands on the cash, as their unannounced visits to old friends and flames end up rattling skeletons and digging up secrets. Refreshingly unapologetic and candid, GRANDMA navigates the intricacies of relationships between three generations of women.

Blu-ray & DVD Special Features include:

·         A Family Portrait: The Making of Grandma

·         Q&A with Lily Tomlin, Sam Elliott, and director Paul Weitz

·         Commentary with Lily Tomlin, Sam Elliott, Julia Garner and Paul Weitz

The film has a runtime of 79 minutes & is rated R for language and some drug use

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“If we do this, we do this my way.” Watch the ‪new Jurassic World‬ trailer now! In theaters June 12.

 

Steven Spielberg returns to executive produce the long-awaited next installment of his groundbreaking Jurassic Park series, Jurassic World. Colin Trevorrow directs the epic action-adventure based on the novel "Jurassic Park" by Michael Crichton. Frank Marshall and Patrick Crowley join the team as producers. Jurassic World will be released in 3D by Universal Pictures on June 12, 2015. And in case you missed it, view all of the new posters which have been released this past week below.

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The disoriented team gets word that they have accidentally been injected into the Doctor's foot instead of his brain like the mission had dictated. They have less than an hour to go to complete the mission and determine that the best course of action is to go into a blood vein which will whiz them up to the brain in a minute. It will feel to them like being put into hyper speed. Cyril tells Ray he should apologise to Lana for being so racist about his new hand and ray is horrified to learn that this is the impression he has been giving to everyone, saying he was upset because of it being a robot hand. Ray undoes his seatbelt but it's just then that they enter the blood vein which sends him reeling to the back of the ship and badly injured, meaning it's up to Cyril to steer the ship.

The team reaches the brain with 40 minutes left to destroy the blood clot. Lana is checking on Ray while Archer will work on the clot. They're also running out of oxygen because TV's Michael Gray snuck on board. White blood cells begin attacking the ship and Archer must head out of the ship to attack the cells himself, with Pam acting as backup since if Lana goes, it'll risk orphaning their baby. They fight off the cells, destroy the clot, and Cyril must hurry to the tear duct since the ship is on the verge of reverting to its original size. But the ship doesn't get out quite fast enough and the ship kills the Doctor. The team has now been abandoned by the CIA and are out of jobs. But Lana isn't interested in getting back in, wanting to put the life of her baby first. She also deduces that the team was set up to fail anyway since their bosses have always wanted them to fail. Archer rallies them to stay together but not under the thumb of the CIA. Mallory points out that they need to do something for money and Archer says he has a few ideas for that.

Archer will return to FX for season 7.

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The team must go on a mission involving a man named Dr. Kovacs. Kovacs had developed some shrinking/micro technology. Due to their abysmal track record, the team is threatened with losing their jobs if they do not complete this mission, which is to be shrunk microscopically and go into Kovacs' body in order to destroy a blood clot in his brain. Also Ray is an emotional, belligerent mess throughout the entire time because of the identity crisis his new African-American hand is causing.

Lana forces Archer to confront the fact that if they are going to die on this mission, their baby will be raised by Lana's parents and not Mallory. Archer insists that Mallory is not the worst thing that could happen to the baby. Archer is in denial over grasping the concept of his own mortality. The team makes their final preparations as they prepare to undergo the miniaturisation, which takes place successfully. The team must then prepare to be injected into Dr. Kovacs, with only 59 minutes till they will revert to their original size. But the state of the mission is put in jeopardy when Krieger comes crashing into the operating room trying to stop the procedure.

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Archer kidnaps Lana to bring her to Wales to try to patch things up following Lana's discovery of a vagina in his sink. He has left the baby with Mallory acting as babysitter. Lana is of course furious and tries to strangle Archer, causing him to crash the car into the yard of the Welsh cottage at which they'll be staying. Lana's still angry about Katja showing up but Archer insists that nothing happened between them and that their co-workers are clearly the ones to blame for her showing up to begin with. Lana seems to believe him but now she's still angry because of the fact that Archer drugged and took her away. Her temper further flares when Lana learns that there's a work element to their trip.

Archer expects them to help some Welsh separatists. They're on the run from MI5 and though Mallory had wanted Archer and Lana to do this assignment, Lana doesn't see the point in helping since England is an ally to the US. These two not-so-genius separatists had bombed a dam as retribution for some flooding that the English had done to push Welsh folks out of a small town. Lana also gets into a fight with Mallory over the fact that Mallory is trying to starve the baby into losing weight.

Lana overhears Archer talking to the two men about the fact that he didn't hook up with Katja but did share a goodbye kiss with her. But before she can get into another argument with him over this particular point, she spots an armed car, realising that the men must have been followed. Archer and Gordon, one of the men, must hide in the closet due to Archer's injured, while Lana and the other man must pose as "Randy," the alias Archer used on his fake passport.

The MI5 agent comes in to question them for the whereabouts of the Welsh terrorists. Lana is able to get the man to buy the story that her and "Randy" are there trying to save their marriage but then Archer comes crashing out of the closet because of his jealousy. Lana knocks out the MI5 agent so she and Archer can argue all their issues out but then they need to figure out what to do with MI5 agent otherwise he'll let the rest of MI5 know that the CIA are bankrolling their organisation. "Randy" whose real name is Lloyd decides that they need to kill the agent and then tries to kill Lana and Archer when they don't want to go along with it but Lana easily snatches the weapon back but now they need to fight off the larger terrorist. Lana and Archer kidnap the MI5 agent and leave the terrorists to fend for themselves.

In a side story, the rest of the team perform a surgery in order to give Ray a new hand but it ends up being that of an African-American's.

Archer airs on Thursdays on FX at 10PM.

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Archer and Lana have gotten back together and the flaunting of their affection and sexual attraction for each other disgusts Cyril, Ray, Pam, Cheryl, and Krieger, who decide to work together to break the couple up. Cyril proposes baiting Archer with someone he's incredibly attracted to, while Cheryl launches into a long-winded proposal of hiring someone to kidnap Archer and Lana's baby who will be sent to Bhutan to be trained as an assassin by Raz al Ghul.

Post-broom-closet-hookup, Lana notes how her relationship with Archer is better this time because he's more mature, caring, and focused on Lana instead of every other woman he encounters. Meanwhile, Team-Breakup is trying to figure out how to break up Archer and Lana. They're trying to find a beautiful prostitute whom Archer has never had sex with. But Krieger says they need to find a woman who holds a strong psychological hold over Archer. The only woman Archer ever cared about was Katya so they call her up and ask her to come over, which she agrees to do.

Archer is looking for Woodhouse, whom he hasn't seen in weeks, and is making preparations for a stir-Friday date with Lana. But when looking around his apartment, Archer finds Katya waiting for him. She tries to seduce him and he struggles to fight off her resists but then his sleeve catches on fire from one of the many candles she lit. Katya then aggressively begins to try to pull his clothes off, which Archer continues to resist, albeit it with much difficulty.

Lana must take the stairs (the elevator is broken) while Archer tells Katya how he is involved with Lana now, has a child with her, and is in love with his best friend. Katya must leave from the balcony and kisses Archer goodbye. Team Break-up has been watching in on everything from the surveillance footage from Krieger's hidden cameras but realises they've made a mistake at hearing everything Archer admitted. They take on running up the stairs after Lana but when they catch up, all that is admitted is that Cyril is still in love with Lana. Lana briefly gets into an argument with Archer, thinking he hasn't changed since he's drunk and hasn't cooked stirfry but when when she gets to the bedroom and finds the romantic set-up, she can't wait to get hot and heavy with Archer. But then Lana goes to the bathroom, she finds Katya's vagina in the sink. (Before Katya left, she had said that she had left something in the bathroom and Archer had promised to mail whatever it was to her).

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Slater is tasked with giving the group their latest assignment which involves an elaborate set-up for them to swindle the Durhani royal family. They need to steal the hand prints and retinal scans of the prince while he is going on a tour of places to potentially live in the city. Cheryl is posing as a realtor who will show him her mansion with the intent that he'll possibly buy it. Archer, Pam, and Lana are posing as butlers/maids. Archer is determined to have sex with the queen but Pam questions the state of Archer's relationship with Lana, which seems to still be up in the air. Archer is appalled to realise that Pam may very well be his best friend.

Lana is told about Archer's plan to make her jealous by Cyril, who was hoping she'd turn to him to make him jealous but instead, Lana plans to just bang the prince instead. Gillette is supposed to be on site to handle things. Ray sprays the guards with a chemical that makes them need to use the bathroom immediately while Cheryl is showing the Queen and Prince around the garden. Slater is running the show and repeatedly tranqs Krieger because he has deemed him a nuisance.

Archer is in position for the next phase of the mission but Lana is nowhere to be found, though she's supposed to be with him. Cyril tells Archer of Lana's plans to bang the prince and he takes off in a rage to try to stop her. When Lana meets the prince, he immediately becomes aroused. The Queen is set to take an elevator ride with Pam while Lana will take the prince on a more scenic route. Archer tranqs Slater and tries to find Lana while Ray must fight off a monstrous man-eating plant.

Slater and Krieger wake and find their surveillance feeds in a state of disarray. Lana is well on her way to seducing the prince but Archer tranqs the prince, making him unable to proceed with the intercourse. Slater arrives, preparing to collect the hand prints and retinal scans of the prince but Archer tranqs him and gets into an argument with Lana over the state of their unresolved feelings but then the two begin to hookup. But before they can get anything going, the queen walks in in a rage and is tranqed too, but not before she calls for the guards who come running. Slater wakes and is enraged by the disarrayed state of the mission. The group escapes through some secret passageways while Ray is shown to have successfully fought off the man-eating plant, but not without losing his hand. But Archer and Lana stay behind in a different secret room so they can hook up. Seriously.

Mallory is furious because now the Durhani ambassador will be recalled after he gives a damning speech at the UN. The group places the blame on Slater for making an overly-complicated hand and then Archer makes an insensitive joke about Ray losing his hand yet again.

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Lana and Archer take a trip to Berkeley so Lana's parents can meet their granddaughter. Lana stresses to Archer that he needs to make a better impression than the first time he met them, when showed up to dinner drunk as can be. Also, her parents are operating under the impression that Lana is studying to get her PhD (as is Archer), having no idea that their daughter is actually a spy. Lana tells Archer she'll kill him if he tells them.

Archer goes in the hot tub but is made uncomfortable when Lana's parents come in entirely naked and force Archer to be naked too. He makes things very awkward when he thinks that Lana's parents are propositioning him for a threesome when they were actually planning on sharing a secret. Things are interrupted when Lana's microbiologist father's research is stolen by a group of masked gunmen. Archer shoots after them and is able to shoot the driver which causes them to crash. Lana's parents demand to know why Archer has a gun but there's little time to talk as Archer, Lana, and Lana's father must chase the rest of the gunmen through the streets of San Francisco.

As this is going on, Krieger, Pam, Cheryl, Cyril, and Krieger's virtual girlfriend run out of gas in a rough neighbourhood while on their way to the league bowling night. Pam must then tow the car singlehandedly while no one else will help, though they certainly pretend to. Pam pushes the group to get rid of all the bowling balls so the car will be lighter and easier to tow. Cheryl does so but they end up hitting a car full of gang members. Pam recognises one of the gang members from their time in a fight club together and patches things up by promising that Krieger will fix the car while she takes him out to a titty-bar.

Lana's father reveals that his research was intended to be a new renewable fuel source out of algae which could reproduce infinitely and the only by-product would be water. It was potentially worth millions or even billions of dollars. As the chase carries on, Lana is forced to admit to her father that she is a spy. Lana's father is disappointed in Lana for not pursuing a career in science and that she could never tell her parents how she felt because of her fear of letting them down. Her father assures her that he and her mother will always love her even when she makes stupid decisions like having a baby with Archer.

Archer is preparing to ram the car full of gunmen but before doing so, he presses Lana's father to say what the secret was that he was planning on saying and it turns out it was that they wanted to invite Archer to the Kane family reunion. As the shootout was going on, they learn that the group of gunmen was a CIA-team led by Christian Slater, who says that the research is a threat to national security since it will flare up further conflict in the Middle East if no one needs their oil anymore. He then tells Lana's father to check his bank account, in which a large deposit has been sent and when he learns that this will be a monthly deposit for the rest of the life, he is more than happy to surrender his life's work. On the plane ride home, Lana apologises to Archer by hurting his feelings and not inviting him to the family reunion and Archer apologises for trying to have a three-way with her parents.

Archer airs on Thursdays on FX at 10PM.

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Archer decided to cope with his hurt feelings after Lana set up the kidnapping/hostage situation to test his parenting abilities, by going on a bender in Vegas. His drunken shenanigans resulted in his getting put on the no-fly and no-train lists. He uses a pay phone (those things still exist?) to call Cheryl and ask her to sen the family's private jet, the Sky Tunt, so he could get home. When the plane arrives the whole team, minus Lana and Mallory, are on board.

Ray is flying the plane so he can get some practice in and when he flies over Area 51, Krieger and Pam   are excited about being near the infamous area so they pressure Ray to fly closer. When the plane is hit by a missile, Ray is forced to land the plane in Area 51. Once they land, Archer pretends to be CIA Agent Slater. With Slater's authentication code and his fast-talking ways, he's able to keep them all from getting killed. Meanwhile, Pam and Krieger are freaking out over getting to see actual aliens in real life though the rest of the group miss it because their back are turned. So they decide to go chasing after the aliens. Pam and Krieger set off the alarms for being in sector 9, a restricted area. Archer and the rest of the group must go after the two. Pam and Krieger encounter the aliens who communicate with them telepathically. Archer gets into an altercations with the Area 51 guards while Pam and Krieger are emotional from their encounter with the aliens. The group all gets away after absconding with some uniforms and then an Air Force plane. The group also refuses to believe Pam and Krieger's story about meeting aliens.

Back at the office, Mallory is trying to pressure Lana into letting her name the baby. She's offering her a hefty amount of money to let Lana name the baby after her. When Mallory gets emotional, Lana is willing to budge and have baby Abbijean's middle name be Mallory. Mallory settles on paying $25,000 for that if they also throw in a white-church christening.

Archer airs on Thursdays on FX at 10PM.

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Lana leaves baby AJ to be babysat by Archer and is concerned about Archer's ability to look after the baby. But not long after she leaves, Archer begins drinking and then Slater arrives with a bullet wound and a Pakistanit agent named Farouk. The pair are looking for a safe house and medical attention for Slater's wound. Slater steps out for a moment, during which Farouk pulls a gun on Archer and shoots him in the shoulder when he isn't taking the situation seriously. Farouk wants Archer to drive him to the office so he can hack the mainframe and Archer needs to do as he says because Farouk has his hands on baby AJ. When they arrive at the office, they find the rest of the team is playing poker. Archer makes his presence known and Farouq pretends to be AJ's manny. Archer and Farouq head to the mainframe and the team realises that something must be awry. They come barging in to help Archer and AJ, whom Pam takes to the top of the building much like King Kong. Archer puts himself in the line of fire to try to get the team to safety. But after a bit, Lana shows up and reveals that the whole things was set up by her so she could test Archer could be trusted to take care of the baby. Farouq is an actor and he ends up inviting the rest of the group to come out to a show sometime.

Archer airs on Thursdays on FX at 10PM.

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Mallory has called the team in for an important 7:00 am meeting but as they hurry to make it to the top floor, the elevator breaks down and they find themselves trapped. Their phones aren't working because Krieger had installed a device on top of the elevator that keeps them from using their phone. They can't access it because the hatch is locked from the outside. Also, the elevator phone is dead. The team begins to freak out and fight over the lack of food. Archer fires off a shot to make them stop and everyone needs a moment for their ears to stop ringing. They consider rationing their food but then decide to hold onto it. Further problems arise when Pam announces she has to pee after chugging a third of a 40. They then mull over the idea of jumping all at once so they can make the elevator move down unjammed. Pam ends up peeing her pants and drops her drawers to try to wipe it up. Milton the toast machine comes back and ends up bringing back a lot of toast. Ray is able to get a half a bar of signal when sticking his head out of the small opening but when he tries calling 911, they won't take him seriously and block his number. The group then begins laughing because Ray was mistaken for a woman by the operator. The group tells Ray to try calling Mallory but the number ends up going to the elevator phone instead. The group becomes furious at Archer and a brawl breaks out. Mallory then arrives downstairs and uses her master key to reset the elevator. When the doors open, she is horrified to find the operatives all fighting with each other, several of whom are naked, and "touchable" is scrawled on the wall in blood. Mallory then says that the meeting was for a team-building exercise. Lana is angry, believing that the elevator getting stuck was deliberate as part of that exercise but Mallory denies this, saying they were going to watch "Vision Quest," which she pulls out from her purse.

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Pam is an emotional wreck at work and Archer considers ignoring her but opts to ask what's wrong instead. Pam says her sister is getting married and has only asked Pam to be a bridesmaid instead of maid of honour. The main of honour instead is a woman named who had "stolen" a boy whom Pam had liked. Archer offers to be Pam's date to the wedding, which will be in rural Wisconsin.

When Pam and Archer head to the airport, they're spotted by Barry Dylan, who decides to follow them to Wisconsin and enact his revenge. Lana is angry to learn that Archer has run off because he was supposed to look after the baby while Lana went to survival camp. When Pam's sister Edie shows up to the motel, Pam attacks her. When Edie starts throwing verbal low-blows, Pam runs out upset and gets abducted by Barry.

Barry calls Archer to tell him about kidnapping Pam and that the abandoned farm they're heading to, Edie knows the location of. Edie doesn't want to help so Archer knocks her out and kidnaps her to make her do so. Archer and Barry start to fight while Edie begins insulting Pam. Edie attacks Barry instead when he insults her. Pam ends up saving Barry when he's choking her by shooting her with Archer's explosive shotgun shells. The group sets the farm on fire and leave but Barry's mechanical endoskeleton is still alive. Edie is furious to learn that her husband cheated on her at the rehearsal dinner and when Edie yells at Pam, demanding to know if she's happy for ruining her life, Pam says yes and that it's all she ever wanted.

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Archer, Lana, and Ray are heading up to climb the Swiss Alps for a mission on which they must kill someone. Archer is annoyed that Ray didn't bring gum to help his ears pop. The target is apparently responsible for many political assassinations. Lana and Ray then become angry at Archer for not reading the mission dossier since now he and they all don't know specifically who the target is. After Archer and Lana leave the car, it's revealed that Ray does have gum.

Upon reaching the retreat, they meet Crash McCarron, the man running everything. There's other folks in attendance, including Hans from Germany, Mario from Italy, and Michiko from Japan. Archer tells Lana that he remembers that the target was from a country that was an Axis power during WWII. So it's not of any help at all. Crash advises the group to slow down on the drinking since they have quite a climb the next morning but Archer of course ignores the warning.

Lana pushes Archer to use the SAT phone to call Mallory and learn who the target is. Lana also wants to know how baby AJ is. The conversation is tense but it turns out the phone call is just an elaborate voicemail set up by Mallory as revenge on Archer for all the times he did that sort of thing. Lana calls Cheryl demanding to talk to Mallory but she doesn't know where she is, either. This further stresses out Lana since Mallory is looking after the baby.

Lana calls back the next morning and Pam answers. Everyone is hungover from partying the night before. The climb has begun, but Lana wants Pam to check in on Mallory at her apartment. Crash tells Lana he has a bad feeling from one of the other climbers but before he can say which one, they all go flying down the mountain and nearly down a ravine but Archer manages to stick a pick in the mountain before they're all killed. However, Michiko falls down and the team must try to pull her up but Crash goes rappelling down the ravine to try to get her and will give the signal of when to pull.

The rest of the crew heads over to Mallory's where Cheryl gets sick from the night before while Pam begins chowing down on a radish from Mallory's kitchen. Mallory and the baby are nowhere to be found.

Crash comes back up and says that the fall killed Michiko but they have to leave the body because of the oncoming storm. The teams have to split in groups of 3 and slip into the two small tents, naked, to survive the freezing cold storm. The following morning, they try to call the team and get an update on Mallory and baby AJ but no one is answering, as they're still hungover. When they go outside, they find that Hans and Mario are naked and dead in the snow. It would appear they died from hypothermia but then they find that they each have belts around their necks. Archer then remembers that Crash is the one they're supposed to kill. Crash admits to killing the other three, as they were from Interpol and after him. Crash pulls a knife on Lana, to which Archer responds by drawing his gun. Lana screams at them all to shut up, so she can demand Archer explain what he meant by Axis power, since Archer was triggered to remember that Crash was the target based on the fact that McCarron is an Irish name. Lana berates him for not remembering that Ireland was neutral in the war. Archer shoots Crash in the arm but to triggers an avalanche.

Finally, we see that Mallory had taken baby AJ because she was having her apartment bug-bombed. This explains why other team members were getting sick in Mallory's apartment. As for Archer, Lana, and Ray, they all survive the avalanche and live to bicker another day.

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